RRS is wrong. I have evidence for Jesus!

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RRS is wrong. I have evidence for Jesus!

After I cooked some chicken on a George Foreman Grill, an image appeared. Could this be Jesus? The video is my own.


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Could this be the end of

Could this be the end of the Jesus Mythicist campaign?

 


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Put that bitch on Ebay!!!

Put that bitch on Ebay!!!


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fake

FAKE!! that is not a george forman gril, it's a waffle iron, this whole video consisted of computer graphics and is therefore not real. ergo FAKE!! i demand that you take down this video, someone died in the making of this, it was my brother and my family is devastated, i was there.


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PRAISE GEORGE FOREMAN!

PRAISE GEORGE FOREMAN!


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There are some people out

There are some people out there that will actually pay a lot of money for it!

But if I were MrRage, I would keep it, so when his grandkids ask him "What ever happened to the Jesus Mythicist campaign?", MrRage can always show them the George Foreman grill that made history. 


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Did you wash it or keep it

Did you wash it or keep it that way in the hopes of making a few grand? Smiling


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How could I ever make money

How could I ever make money off of Jesus? It's irreligious. I'm going to make it a shrine for the faithful to come. To recoup my cost I'll sell refreshments and t-shirts.


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To the skeptics out there,

To the skeptics out there, yes it is a George Foreman Grill. (Waffle iron. Pfft.) And it just appeared that way. I did not alter it at all. It's completely genuine.


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MrRage wrote: How could I

MrRage wrote:
How could I ever make money off of Jesus? It's irreligious. I'm going to make it a shrine for the faithful to come. To recoup my cost I'll sell refreshments and t-shirts.

Well, you can always show that video to your grandkids. 


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Jesus found on a dog's

Jesus found on a dog's ass: 

Jesus on a dog's ass

From: http://tinyurl.com/om44p


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Jesus walks!

Jesus walks!


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LovE-RicH wrote: Jesus

LovE-RicH wrote:

Jesus found on a dog's ass:

Jesus on a dog's ass

From: http://tinyurl.com/om44p

Well, that's a better looking Jesus than mine. At least it's in a more Jesus-like pose.


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LovE-RicH wrote: Jesus

LovE-RicH wrote:

Jesus found on a dog's ass:


From: http://tinyurl.com/om44p

 Champaign comedy.


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I SEE THE LIGHT! LOGIC BE

I SEE THE LIGHT!

LOGIC BE DAMNED PRAISE GEORGE, ALL POWERFUL CONJURER OF JESUS!


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I've had TWO George Forman

I've had TWO George Forman grills over the years (one small one and one huge one), but I Jesus never appeared in either of mine.

I guess MrRage is special and I'm not.  *sobs uncontrollably* 

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I am a little dissapointed,

I am a little dissapointed, I have checked my dog's ass and there is no religious imagery there.  My beagle must think I am nuts because I stared at his ass for about a half hour.


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I watched the video a few

I watched the video a few times. What is Jesus holding? It looks like a plate. Do you think he helped himself to some of that chicken?

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Too bad nobody has posted

Too bad nobody has posted any contemporary evidence of Jesus Christ.

 The Jesus Mythicist campaign is safe! Cool


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rab wrote: What is Jesus

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What is Jesus holding? It looks like a plate. Do you think he helped himself to some of that chicken?

Hmm. I thought that was a part of his clothing. Jesus' arms are pretty short if he's holding a plate. I'm sure he ate some of the chicken. It was pretty tasty.

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Too bad nobody has posted any contemporary evidence of Jesus Christ.

The Jesus Mythicist campaign is safe! Cool

Perhaps so. I admit the evidence in shaky. My roommate's girlfriend thought it looked like Batman.