Logical Conclusion about God

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Logical Conclusion about God

If:

A. God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit are all really the same entity.

B. Mary was Jesus's mother

C. Mary was impregnated by either God or the Holy Spirit

D. Impregnation is the result of sex, or mor crudely, "fucking"

then:

1. God and the Holy Spirit are both (you said they are the same) "motherfuckers" (as is Jesus!)

2. That old "I'm my own grandpa" song is possibly about the Holy family.

3. I just blasphemed the Holy Spirit for about the 5th time in the last year - is there an especially bad part of Hell just for me?

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I love this

I love this conclusion.

Especially about how the God, Jesus, and the Holy spirit being the same shit.

When I asked some theist at FreeThinkingTeens, "who was God talking to in Genesis 1:3?"

The theists responded that since there are 3 (god, jesus, holy spit) God could've been talking to one of them. Then the theist showed me the verse Genesis 1:26, "And God said, Let us make man in our own image.

Crazy.

 

See you in Hell, Matt...maybe.


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MattShizzle wrote: If: A.

MattShizzle wrote:

If:

A. God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit are all really the same entity.

B. Mary was Jesus's mother

C. Mary was impregnated by either God or the Holy Spirit

D. Impregnation is the result of sex, or mor crudely, "fucking"

then:

1. God and the Holy Spirit are both (you said they are the same) "motherfuckers" (as is Jesus!)

2. That old "I'm my own grandpa" song is possibly about the Holy family.

3. I just blasphemed the Holy Spirit for about the 5th time in the last year - is there an especially bad part of Hell just for me?

wow, impeccable.