Christian Clown Training

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Part 2:

Part 2:


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OK, I'll go get a dry pair

OK, I'll go get a dry pair of underwear now...

I laughed so hard, it actually hurt me.


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That was fucking weird. What

That was fucking weird. What exactly did it have to do with Christianity anyway? And notice how the video/sound was messed up when it showed the guy talking - kind of like a karate movie.

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Wow... Even Christians

Wow... Even Christians would think that was fucked up. It's basically saying treat old people like childern.

 

Oh and lmfao at the race at the end. 

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I hate clowns. <--click

I hate clowns. <--click


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AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Okay, clowns freaked me out before but now I'm really scared, or is that scar-ed.   I like the flip flop.  Jesus said if they are thirsty give them a drink, if the are... wait, unless they are old and there may be some liability involve then f**kem let someone else do it. God knows that clown liability insurance rates are through the roof as it is.  

Did you know that last year over 10,000 clowns died in automobile accidents.  Well it was only one wreck involving two clown cars but still, that is too high.  

 

Now remember that clowns can be intimidating in large packs, along with thugs, pit bulls, and piranhas.  

 

Geez, my head in going to explode.

 

 


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oh god... my

oh god...

my side..

ow...

 

ow...

 

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

 

I am a sick, twisted puppy. er... kitty...

 

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From the video wrote: So,

From the video wrote:
So, as clowns we take seriously what Jesus said ...

LOL


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Whoah... As if we needed

Whoah...

As if we needed any further reason to be wary of clowns...

I got particularly fearful of where this guy's commentary might be headed when he said:

"Almost any touch is good, but there is a difference between good touch and..."

[What the fuck?  He's not seriously going to go where I think he's going...  I can so totally hear "bad touch" coming ... octogenarian molestation by clowns?]

"... better."

[Whew!  Dodged a bullet there.]


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I watched the videos, I feel

I watched the videos, I feel much better now.


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More Christian clown

More Christian clown goodness:

Apparently they have a Clowns for Jesus conference...

I don't know why the idea of Christian clowns amuse me, but it does.


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WOOOOOOOW... wait, was that

WOOOOOOOW... wait, was that Ronald McDonald in the last video singing?...


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Assclowns

That was the clown wannabe Elton John who when he isn't singing is down in the tunnels worshiping his dark master, the dark lord of clowns, Pennywise.

 

I'm going to have trouble sleeping tonight.