You encourage us to get a life, yet it is you who is sending us messages at 3:43AM, on a Tuesday. Nothing says "a life fulfilled" quite like sitting in front of computer, flaming message boards, at 3:45 in the morning.

Well, I have now read this article three times. I am fairly certain it is written in English, but that is about all I can discern. Perhaps if I print it and put it under my pillow, the physics fairy will sprinkle some dust on my head so I understand it.

For all of you who believe that Jesus never even existed, wow do i have a question for you... What is to be said about the recent "discovery" of the tomb and bones of Jesus? So, doesnt this raise questions about what you hae been saying all along? If those are his bones, it would go to prove Christianity one step closer. If not, it just goes to show that what we have been saying all along, He truely is a God. So...i wanna know what is to be said. (The bones of Christ....sorta makes you wonder how much faith you have to have to believe in atheism and Darwin huh?)

Conn_in_Brooklyn wrote:

Does anyone remember this gem?

l.mcbryar wrote:

For all of you who believe that Jesus never even existed, wow do i have a question for you... What is to be said about the recent "discovery" of the tomb and bones of Jesus? So, doesnt this raise questions about what you hae been saying all along? If those are his bones, it would go to prove Christianity one step closer. If not, it just goes to show that what we have been saying all along, He truely is a God. So...i wanna know what is to be said. (The bones of Christ....sorta makes you wonder how much faith you have to have to believe in atheism and Darwin huh?)

I was pretty much obsessed with this one for 2 or 3 weeks ... I even submitted it to fstdt.com ...

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Yeah, I remember that. I posted a comment on the site, too.

Good times.

BGH has done it again in classic style!

BGH wrote:

I will bid you farewell in Mythman_J speak:

Once it was, or might have been. Some say areola, to which I like limburger, then again discussion of profit could be certain or maybe not. Goverment as to the people where rights, interest and future payoff, salamanders ride on tricycles whence it became long and short. The question is ride the jet stream of sex, but I may choose not, certainly my kids will choose against it. Adios....

 

I love the insults she slings

Iruka Naminori wrote:

You can't say you weren't warned.

Ahem: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

 Like in the movie aliens? We're gonna get a face full of alien wing-wong!?

 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sometimes God tested people so they know how strong there faith is.

Congratulations. You have just proven that you are capable of believing anything.

LMMFAO

theist wrote:

I am a born-again, bible-believing, Jesus-worshipping, blood-bought, sanctified, seed-sowing, saved by grace not by works, child of God. Say that five times fast .

BGH wrote:

You are a fairy tale believing, mythology reading, zombie worshipping, human sacrifice idolator, prideful, impregnator, deluded to believe to be chosen, child of a magic sky daddy.

You are a fairy tale believing, mythology reading, zombie worshipping, human sacrifice idolator, prideful, impregnator, deluded to believe to be chosen, child of a magic sky daddy.

You are a fairy tale believing, mythology reading, zombie worshipping, human sacrifice idolator, prideful, impregnator, deluded to believe to be chosen, child of a magic sky daddy.

You are a fairy tale believing, mythology reading, zombie worshipping, human sacrifice idolator, prideful, impregnator, deluded to believe to be chosen, child of a magic sky daddy.

You are a fairy tale believing, mythology reading, zombie worshipping, human sacrifice idolator, prideful, impregnator, deluded to believe to be chosen, child of a magic sky daddy.

 

(I said it five times real fast, now what?)

I just pulled a neck muscle laughing so hard.

What a double standard! If an atheist went around hijacking threads, insulting everyone he came across, and never presented even a shred of logic you wouldn't ban THEM!

You heartless BASTARDS!

Anbesol and I were just becoming close. I think ... I think I was falling in love with him. Something about the way he called me an idiot over and over again, it just did something for me.

But you ruined it.

I am so sorry, I did not realize love was blossoming.

I can only give you words of hope and let you know, there are other fish in the sea and I am sure there will be other trolls running around here calling us idiots in no time. Keep your chin up and remember he probably wasn't right for you, sure he called you an idiot over and over but did he really MEAN it? It may have been something he just said to make you feel better. Sorry.