Denying The Holy Spirit
Posted on: January 30, 2007 - 8:09pm
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Denying The Holy Spirit
I do hope it's okay I post this here. It got a few laughs (and some angry theist emails) on MySpace, and I hope it does here too. Enjoy.
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No shit.There I was.
About to commit the ultimate blasphemy.
The wait.
The suspense.
The sentence fragments...
And the next thing I knew, I heard a knock at the door. I answered it. It was the Holy Spirit. She was wearing a black corset with high heels and garters. She was a raven haired beauty with dark brown eyes. She stood about 5'6" and perfect 34 C's. I thought I was in heaven.
But wait, she wasn't alone...
More wait.
More suspense.
More sentence fragments...
She brought a friend with her.
Her friend was about 5'2", about 100 lbs, red hair, and green eyes.
It was an all night menage-a-trinity that I couldn't deny.
Any resulting pregnancies will be classified as 'miraculous,' else I will move to another state. I'm not paying for a bastard. Why? Will he save the world from sin or something?
Everything I said above is a complete lie. The Holy Spirit can suck my cock beyond the point of gag reflex. I can always close my eyes and pretend she brought a friend.
"Sometimes even the wisest of man or machine can make an error."
-Optimus Prime
that's good
At least you avoided saying anything blasphemous about the Holy Spirit.
Thandarr
Somebody needs to point out to somebody else that the scripture about blaspheming the Holy Spirit is the same line that disproves the mythology of the Holy Trinity of Three
Three
Three Gods in one.
If all those three guys are the same one God, blaspheming the Holi Spirit = blaspheming the father = blaspheming the son.
But that's not what that line says, now, is it. Blaspheming the father = blaspheming the son but is NOT = blaspheming holy spirit.
Ergo there's no such thing as a Holy Trinity.
I think you guys are misinterpreting Matthew 12:31. The blasphemy mentioned there is not possible by someone who does not know or understand the Holy Spirit. That verse is not meant for folks like you; it is meant for those who know the Lord and deliberately igore His desire to draw closer to Him.
What this whole youtube thing demonstrates, however, is that people will rebel against authority just for the sake of it. If you tell a kid not to run with scissors, he will do it just because you told him not to. It's part of our human nature and is well represented on this website.
And considering that some of the people who have done this were once christians themselves?
Why don't you ask why people participated instead of sticking words in their mouths?
But that passage from Matthew is further bolstered by Jude's epistle when Jude warns against slandering celestial beings, and he's not specifically aiming his words at believers alone.