Santa Was A Wise Man, By Brian37
Santa Was A Wise Man, By Brian37
(Spoken segment)
He was there
At the manger
In is red suit
Holding the mir
What a blessed day
A king is born
As Rudy Red Nose
Graised outside
Joseph so carfully
Prior to the magical birth
Foraged through the woods
For the perfect tree
But Santa was miffed
As to how to diliver the gift
For it was plain to see
The manger had no chimney
What was he to do
Pray to baby Jesus?
For bricks to suddenly appear
So Santa could complete the trip
(Singing segment)
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better believe
I am telling you why
God will burn you in hell
He's making a list
And checking it twice
Gonna judge you
You'll pay the price
God will burn you in hell
(Spoken segment)
Mary left milk
And cookies too
Outside the manger
For Santa approved
(Singing segment)
You better watch out
You better kiss ass
For if you dont
Your soul wont last
God will burn you in hell
He's gonna kick ass
And you are not free
To celibrate a holiday
The way you want it to be
God will burn you in hell
We wish you seasons grettings
Then we must be put to death
We failed to mention Christmas
And become clones like the rest
You better watch out
You better not think
You better bow to Jesus
Or damned you will be
God will burn you in hell.
"We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers."Obama
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"We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers."Obama
Check out my poetry here on Rational Responders Like my poetry thread on Facebook under Brian James Rational Poet, @Brianrrs37 on Twitter and my blog at www.brianjamesrationalpoet.blog