Santa Was A Wise Man, By Brian37

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Santa Was A Wise Man, By Brian37

Santa Was A Wise Man, By Brian37

(Spoken segment)
He was there
At the manger
In is red suit
Holding the mir

What a blessed day
A king is born
As Rudy Red Nose
Graised outside

Joseph so carfully
Prior to the magical birth
Foraged through the woods
For the perfect tree

But Santa was miffed
As to how to diliver the gift
For it was plain to see
The manger had no chimney

What was he to do
Pray to baby Jesus?
For bricks to suddenly appear
So Santa could complete the trip

(Singing segment)
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better believe
I am telling you why

God will burn you in hell

He's making a list
And checking it twice
Gonna judge you
You'll pay the price

God will burn you in hell

(Spoken segment)
Mary left milk
And cookies too
Outside the manger
For Santa approved

(Singing segment)
You better watch out
You better kiss ass
For if you dont
Your soul wont last

God will burn you in hell

He's gonna kick ass
And you are not free
To celibrate a holiday
The way you want it to be

God will burn you in hell

We wish you seasons grettings
Then we must be put to death
We failed to mention Christmas
And become clones like the rest

You better watch out
You better not think
You better bow to Jesus
Or damned you will be

God will burn you in hell.

"We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers."Obama
Check out my poetry here on Rational Responders Like my poetry thread on Facebook under BrianJames Rational Poet also on twitter under Brianrrs37


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"We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers."Obama
Check out my poetry here on Rational Responders Like my poetry thread on Facebook under BrianJames Rational Poet also on twitter under Brianrrs37