note from a anonymous Christian(pretty amusing)
Offline Hey, I'm pretty new here. I've known about RRS for awhile but I've only recently got around to seriously checking out the site. It is great that there is a place we can show our numbers and allow so many people to justify atheism and agnosticism with such intelligent and conclusive arguments.
Anyway, I've seen quite a few remarks about how Christians cannot write a coherent sentence and often mangle simple English. No kidding! I have a lot of atheistic bumper stickers and while I was in the library several weeks ago I came out and found a note under my wipers. It reads:
JESUS IS ALIVE FOREVER!
AND YOUR GOING TO HELL FOREVER!
ETERNETY ISN'T A LONG TIME!
FOOL! X 1000!
This is with original spelling, of course, and they had underlined 'isn't' about 5 times. I love it! I hung it up on our fridge and it still makes giggle.
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Don't worry - they'll be joining us there.
"But I tell you that anyone who is angry with his brother will be subject to judgment. Again, anyone who says to his brother, 'Raca, ' is answerable to the Sanhedrin. But anyone who says, 'You fool!' will be in danger of the fire of hell." (Matt 5:22 NIV)
"I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions."
— George Carlin
It's quite funny that most christians will go to hell, if hell is (In fact) real.
Jesus uses Phoenix down.
Jesus steals cloudsong.
It's super effective.
PWNED X 1000!
I can just imagine the thought process that wen into this note:
"Hmmm...Now, I want to end the note with something that says this person is foolish, but I really need to go all the way with this so they get it... How about "UR A BIG FOOL"....Naw, that doesn't quite do it...I know, how about "UR SUCH A BIG FOOL THAT UR HEAD IS EMPTY AND U KANT TIE UR SHOES."...no, too wordy....got it: "FOOL! X1000". Perfect! God, I'm a genius."
Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
I just think it's funny that it's
"Fool x 1000"
If it was "Fool", that's pretty powerful.
"Fool" is a robust word, but when stuck with "X1000" it looks stupid.
If you are using are mighty powerful word like "Fool", use it with extreme caution.
That's pretty funny. It reminds me of a message I saw on a Yahoo message board. I saved it and am now using it as my signature at hillbillyatheist.com. Here it is:
"You are 'atheist' simply you are PSYCHO or IGNORANCE. That's why even youself feel like not EXIST on this world."
"You are 'atheist' simply you are PSYCHO or IGNORANCE. That's why even youself feel like not EXIST on this world."
~Yahoo message board poster
Wow. Just fucking wow.
Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
Here's a stockpile of theist ignorants commenting on some kind of philosophy that calls itself "Neo-tech".
http://www.neo-tech.com/comments/negative.html
I don't know much about neotech, but anything that evokes reactions like that has to be doing something right.
Nice link. This one was my favorite:
I liked the bit about the fiery sword. I mean, a sword is pretty badass, but a fiery sword? You can't argue with that.
Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
I like how he called it God's internet.
It's true. God founded DARPA. It actually stands for Deity Advanced Research Agency.
Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
If God invented the internet, he must love porn! :
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Rule 34: There is porn of it, no exceptions.
Requesting: Xian god porn.
Heaven is to cold......hell seems about right....plus I dont want to see who gets into heaven!!!! God will get bored in a few thousand years and join us in hell!(I would get tired of people worshiping me for thousands of years non-stop!!!!)
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And Jesus said to the sheep " I shall make you blind and lame, so you may never know the truth"
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/internet4porn
LOVE THAT!!!