note from a anonymous Christian(pretty amusing)

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note from a anonymous Christian(pretty amusing)

Hey, I'm pretty new here. I've known about RRS for awhile but I've only recently got around to seriously checking out the site. It is great that there is a place we can show our numbers and allow so many people to justify atheism and agnosticism with such intelligent and conclusive arguments.
Anyway, I've seen quite a few remarks about how Christians cannot write a coherent sentence and often mangle simple English. No kidding! I have a lot of atheistic bumper stickers and while I was in the library several weeks ago I came out and found a note under my wipers. It reads:

JESUS IS ALIVE FOREVER!
AND YOUR GOING TO HELL FOREVER!
ETERNETY ISN'T A LONG TIME!
FOOL! X 1000!

This is with original spelling, of course, and they had underlined 'isn't' about 5 times. I love it! I hung it up on our fridge and it still makes giggle.


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Don't worry - they'll be

Don't worry - they'll be joining us there.

"But I tell you that anyone who is angry with his brother will be subject to judgment. Again, anyone who says to his brother, 'Raca, ' is answerable to the Sanhedrin. But anyone who says, 'You fool!' will be in danger of the fire of hell." (Matt 5:22 NIV)

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jcgadfly wrote:Don't worry -

jcgadfly wrote:
Don't worry - they'll be joining us there.

"But I tell you that anyone who is angry with his brother will be subject to judgment. Again, anyone who says to his brother, 'Raca, ' is answerable to the Sanhedrin. But anyone who says, 'You fool!' will be in danger of the fire of hell." (Matt 5:22 NIV)

It's quite funny that most christians will go to hell, if hell is (In fact) real.

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FOOL! X 1000!

Jesus uses Phoenix down.
Jesus steals cloudsong.

It's super effective.

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Quote:FOOL! X 1000! PWNED X

Quote:
FOOL! X 1000!

PWNED X 1000!

I can just imagine the thought process that wen into this note:

"Hmmm...Now, I want to end the note with something that says this person is foolish, but I really need to go all the way with this so they get it... How about "UR A BIG FOOL"....Naw, that doesn't quite do it...I know, how about "UR SUCH A BIG FOOL THAT UR HEAD IS EMPTY AND U KANT TIE UR SHOES."...no, too wordy....got it: "FOOL! X1000". Perfect! God, I'm a genius."

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Thou art a fool x 1000

I just think it's funny that it's
"Fool x 1000"

If it was "Fool", that's pretty powerful.
"Fool" is a robust word, but when stuck with "X1000" it looks stupid.

If you are using are mighty powerful word like "Fool", use it with extreme caution.

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That's pretty funny. It

That's pretty funny. It reminds me of a message I saw on a Yahoo message board. I saved it and am now using it as my signature at hillbillyatheist.com. Here it is:

"You are 'atheist' simply you are PSYCHO or IGNORANCE. That's why even youself feel like not EXIST on this world."

"You are 'atheist' simply you are PSYCHO or IGNORANCE. That's why even youself feel like not EXIST on this world."
~Yahoo message board poster


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Quote:You are 'atheist'

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You are 'atheist' simply you are PSYCHO or IGNORANCE. That's why even youself feel like not EXIST on this world."

Wow. Just fucking wow.

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Here's a stockpile of theist

Here's a stockpile of theist ignorants commenting on some kind of philosophy that calls itself "Neo-tech".

http://www.neo-tech.com/comments/negative.html

I don't know much about neotech, but anything that evokes reactions like that has to be doing something right.


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Nice link. This one was my

Nice link. This one was my favorite:

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I am a messenger to your sick website. The archangel Gabriel will swoop down with a fiery sword and destroy the apostate filth which defiles God's internet. Each letter of each blasphemous word is a nail in the blessed body of Jesus Christ who was and is and is to come. I did recognize your writing as that of the beast, but know that Satan will be vanquished, and you too will be cast into hell during the millennium of Christ's rule over this world. You will drink molten brass for your sustenance for all eternity, and there is no respite for the reprobate.

I liked the bit about the fiery sword. I mean, a sword is pretty badass, but a fiery sword? You can't argue with that.

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I like how he called it

I like how he called it God's internet.


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Zhwazi wrote:I like how he

Zhwazi wrote:
I like how he called it God's internet.

It's true. God founded DARPA. It actually stands for Deity Advanced Research Agency.

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If God invented the

If God invented the internet, he must love porn! :ROTF:


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MattShizzle wrote:If God

MattShizzle wrote:
If God invented the internet, he must love porn! :ROTF:

Rule 34: There is porn of it, no exceptions.

Requesting: Xian god porn.

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Heaven is to cold......hell

Heaven is to cold......hell seems about right....plus I dont want to see who gets into heaven!!!! God will get bored in a few thousand years and join us in hell!(I would get tired of people worshiping me for thousands of years non-stop!!!!)

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LOVE THAT!!!

LOVE THAT!!!