Breaking news -- Evolution Outlawed!!
Kansas Outlaws Practice Of Evolution
November 28, 2006
TOPEKA, KS—In response to a Nov. 7 referendum, Kansas lawmakers passed emergency legislation outlawing evolution, the highly controversial process responsible for the development and diversity of species and the continued survival of all life.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/55807
Teeheehee...
"Imperious, choleric, irascible, extreme in everything, with a dissolute imagination the like of which has never been seen, atheistic to the point of fanaticism, there you have me in a nutshell.... Kill me again or take me as I am, for I shall not change.
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You scared the holy crap outta me.
I love the Onion
When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.
Large scale retroactive legislation, anyone?