Breaking news -- Evolution Outlawed!!

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Breaking news -- Evolution Outlawed!!

Kansas Outlaws Practice Of Evolution

November 28, 2006

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TOPEKA, KS—In response to a Nov. 7 referendum, Kansas lawmakers passed emergency legislation outlawing evolution, the highly controversial process responsible for the development and diversity of species and the continued survival of all life.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/55807

Teeheehee...

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You scared the holy crap

You scared the holy crap outta me. Sticking out tongue


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I love the Onion

I love the Onion Smiling


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When evolution is outlawed,

When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.


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Large scale retroactive

Large scale retroactive legislation, anyone?