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I was thinking on joining this religion...(funny)

Posted on: December 1, 2006 - 7:48am
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I was thinking on joining this religion...(funny)

Just a website I came across....( sorry guys, I may convert over to this- lol )

http://www.venganza.org/

Their heaven has a stripper factory and a beer volcano! (Plus, they get to dress up as pirates!)

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Posted on: December 1, 2006 - 10:28am #1
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Heh heh. Yeah, we've pretty

Heh heh. Yeah, we've pretty much all known about the FSM for a while.


Posted on: December 1, 2006 - 11:08am #2
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Spreading the love of the

Spreading the love of the holy noodle. Arrrg!

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Posted on: December 1, 2006 - 12:00pm #3
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I've hear of the FSM plenty

I've hear of the FSM plenty of times before, but this is the first time I've watched that video and heard the "Theory of Inteligent Falling".
I'm watching it at work and trying very hard not to burst out in laughter. That was awesome.

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Posted on: December 1, 2006 - 12:01pm #4
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I own the Gospel of the

I own the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster book, so I heard of IF theory. LOL!!


Posted on: December 1, 2006 - 12:03pm #5
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How about joining this

How about joining this religion instead?
http://www.ee.oulu.fi/~pussinen/penguin/penguinism.html

Keep in mind a new theory: Penguins can fly and they're not stupid, they're only pretending to be that way to avoid acting suspicious.

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Posted on: December 1, 2006 - 12:27pm #6
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Shit, is anything LESS

Shit, is anything LESS idiotic than Christianity?


Posted on: December 1, 2006 - 3:20pm #7
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Sapient wrote:How about

Sapient wrote:
How about joining this religion instead?
http://www.ee.oulu.fi/~pussinen/penguin/penguinism.html

Keep in mind a new theory: Penguins can fly and they're not stupid, they're only pretending to be that way to avoid acting suspicious.

Penguinism! I thought I heard it all!

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Posted on: December 1, 2006 - 3:30pm #8
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I think we need to have a

I think we need to have a Penguinist and a Pastafarian debate on our show.

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Posted on: December 1, 2006 - 3:49pm #9
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Wow, his logic explaining

Wow, his logic explaining the FSM's origins in China because of how short everyone is over there is astounding!! I've never thought of it that way!

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Posted on: December 1, 2006 - 6:26pm #10
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Sapient wrote:I think we

Sapient wrote:
I think we need to have a Penguinist and a Pastafarian debate on our show.

Great idea!!- And mabey for background music you can book Charlie from Charlie the Hamster Evangelistic Ministry ( I heard his manager is Richard Gere, so please, for health concerns, if you book the rodent, please dont touch him! )

http://www.netgeist.com/CTH/CTH_10Commandments.html

"When you understand why YOU dismiss all the other gods, you will understand why I DISMISS yours"