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Why masterbation is better than deity belief.

Posted on: November 28, 2006 - 2:47pm
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Why masterbation is better than deity belief.

Why masturbation is better than deity belief.

1. You can always find your privates when you need them.

2. Masturbation never started a war.

3. You can prove that your penis or vagina exist.

4. It doesn't take 2,000 years to orgasm. (unlike the orgy of violence God/Allah is frothing at the mouth for)

5. Your hand or toy wont have you arrested for giving yourself pleasure.

6. A bearded man in sandles cant tell you how to whack off.

7. Playboy and Penthouse are required reading. (Playgirl for women and gays)

8. Your genitals wont burn you for ever, but if you do it right, they will burn with pleasure.

9. Your genitals dont make excuses as to why you shouldnt.

10. Who has ever heard of a Jackoff Jihad?

11. Who has ever heard of a cunninglinguist Crusade?

12. God/Allah/Yahwey watch? Could you tell the pervs to get out of my bedroom.

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Posted on: November 28, 2006 - 3:12pm #1
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That's good. Never heard

That's good. Never heard that one before. clapping


Posted on: November 28, 2006 - 3:36pm #2
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Masturbation (spell it

Masturbation (spell it right!).

Also, Jesus or Allah is unlikely to decrease your chances of prostate cancer by 33%.

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Posted on: November 28, 2006 - 3:52pm #3
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Insidium Profundis

Insidium Profundis wrote:
Masturbation (spell it right!).

Also, Jesus or Allah is unlikely to decrease your chances of prostate cancer by 33%.

If Gawad/Allah/Yahwey have a master plan then my misspelling is part of that.

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Posted on: November 28, 2006 - 7:44pm #4
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Nahh. god only zaps you for

Nahh.
god only zaps you for jerking off if you're supposed to be banging your widowed sister-in-law instead.
Genesis 38

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Posted on: November 28, 2006 - 8:54pm #5
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Brian37 wrote:6. A bearded

Brian37 wrote:
6. A bearded man in sandles cant tell you how to whack off.

I disagree... I believe this happens in less reputable strip clubs every day.

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