Another idea
I have another idea for how to deal with the Jehovah's Witnesses (or any door-to-door proselytizers really.) Hook the doorbell up to a stun gun - just make sure it's disconnected until you know they're coming. Bet that would give them a surprise!
* Note - saying it would give them a "shock" would have been too easy. ::
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Matt, we know you are joking, but unfortunatly there are nutty Christians out there that will needlessly take that seriously.
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Yeah, and there are also nutty atheists (i.e. me) that will take that seriously to !
Where do I get these tazer things ?
Si Dieu existe, c'est Son problème !
If God exists, it's His problem !--Graffiti on the walls of the Sorbonne (France), May 1968
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Dude.
"The powerful have always created false images of the weak."
Hanging this up might help, too.
OMG that is awesome!
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Why stop at only the religious solicitors?
I hope that picture came out right >.>
OOOOH LARD THUNDERING Jawsus can we get stickers like that nice big sized stickers to put on our doors?
When Jehovah's Witnesses come to my door I always greet them with cookies.
Cookies is the name of my pitbull.
Frosty's coming back someday. Will you be ready?