How stupid is Chuck Norris

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How stupid is Chuck Norris

You've heard them - Chuck Norris is so tough, right? 

Well, the truth is, he's awfully stupid as well.  How stupid is he?

Get the list going. 

Here's some Chuck thought experiments for your inspiration:

In his farewell letter regarding Walker, Texas Ranger -- summarized - I quit karate so I wouldn't lose, and now I'm quitting Walker before people think it sucks. -- http://www.chucknorris.com/html/farewell_letter.html

Norris ad for Huckabee: http://www.boston.com/news/politics/politicalintelligence/2007/11/huckabee_brings.html 

Norris wants the Bible in public schools: http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=55090 

Norris's "How to Outlaw Christianity" series: http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=55789

The Chuck Norris official Christian area: http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=55789

Chuck's contributions: http://www.newsmeat.com/celebrity_political_donations/Chuck_Norris.php

To his credit, he has a youth mentorship program that doesn't seem to evangelize children:  http://www.kick-start.org


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What an asshat. Funny he's

What an asshat. Funny he's inadvertantly giving more attention to the blasphemy challenge!


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He lives pretty close to

He lives pretty close to here.  Eats at a restaurant frequently that is just 25 miles south of me.


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If Chuck Norris is on THEIR

If Chuck Norris is on THEIR side...we are so screwed ! Run !!

"secularist propaganda"  lol, is christian propaganda any better ?

Funny thing about religious people is way in which they think about atheists: God delusion is our Bible, Dawkins is our pope and and atheists are new religion...lol. They are trying to fit to new enemy, but atheism as idea existed from beginning and doesn't need leaders, holy books and ideology which you have to strictly follow.

Only thing you need to call yourself atheism is denial of god and that's it. There is no need to agree with Dawkins, Harris in all they say. They are not our leaders they are people like us who are able to think independently. It is like...guerilla war (forgive me my exaggeration ) and there is no way to win with us.

 

Ecrasez l'infame!