Repent ye Sports Fans.
Posted on: October 29, 2007 - 12:43am
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Repent ye Sports Fans.
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Yes, you sorts fans. Damn you to hell for wanting to sort things.
Sometimes I really hate Christians.
I dont know weither to laugh or cry. If Christianity were a pastime like baseball I'd laugh. But these idiots vote.
According to them not only am I going to burn in hell because I love the Redskins I have squeazed out a load over a Playboy centerfold, not to mention that I find that virgin births and zombie gods to be the same catigory as Harry Potter and Vishnu.
I find it sick that the one thing that I would agree with these idiots on that list their magical puppiteer in the sky couldnt seem to eliminate "Child molesters" from his divine plan.
Does daddy have priorities or is he a skitzo?
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Anyone notice that "Child molesters" isnt even first listed?
I dont know about you but if I were "all powerfull" I would think that would be top on my list, but having a brew watching the Skins and Cowboys go at it is more important than an innocent child getting fucked up the ass.
But what do I know? I'm only human.
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Specfically where in the bible are sports fans damned to hell?
edit: Nevermind i figured it out. They are worshipping false idols.
The Book of Armaments.
I fall into 10 of those categories, looks like I'm screwed.
I might qualify for 11, but I'm not quite clear on what a whoremonger truly is.
"The powerful have always created false images of the weak."
I'm only 8 of those things. I hope they let me into hell anyway. Most everyone I know will be there. I think it will be a sweet party. All the interesting people will be there.
"Tis better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven." -Lucifer
Doesn't 'prostitues' and 'whoremonger' fall under the catagory of 'fornicator'?
[edit: added whoremonger: as defined by A man who associates with or pays for sexual relations with prostitutes or a prostitute.]
Sounds made up...
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No, I am not angry at your imaginary friends or enemies.
I would have thought that if they have mastabators then "porn-lovers" would be redundant. Such a wasteful lot, these christians. Probably cost them extra at the printers.
What is a Whoremonger??
Sorry, just saw what a whoremonger is. I fit into 9 of those at one time or another. Porn-lover being my favorite.
"Those who think they know don't know. Those that know they don't know, know."
Sorry, just saw what a whoremonger is. I fit into 9 of those at one time or another. Porn-lover being my favorite.
"Those who think they know don't know. Those that know they don't know, know."
I myself fit 8 of the categories.
This is silly. Enjoying sports/=/worshipping a false idol. Who is the idol I am worshipping? Sure, I think Bret Favre is a great quarterback, but I definitally don't worship him like people who worship god do.
And if I do, then they most certainly don't worship anything.
Sorry i meant they they beleive they are worshipping false idols. That you or any other avid sports fan are worshipping them, a) its a projeciton b) it is utterly absurd.
I fit in about 8 or 9 categories. To fictional Hell i go.
There's nothing to be sorry about =P. I was stating that it even existing on the list is silly, let alone the list itself being even more absurd than Richard Carrier being mentioned in a comedy.
These people should not be allowed outside. It is inevitable that they will hurt themselves, perhaps involving swallowing plastic keys, or sticking a fork into the socket to find out how it works, or figuring out how to undo the child gate on the stairs and falling down as a result, or something of that like (although, wouldn't that happen anyway if they were confined to their homes? Hmmm...)
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So i decided to count how many of those i fall under. i think i'm at 10, i wonder if for witches if it counts that i used to be one? or for pagan since a pagan is just considered a non-christian? if so then i'm at 12
Wow, murder doesn't send you to hell. Cool.
At the moment, I'm sitting quite comfortably on over half of the titles listed.
Isnt it funny that ethnic cleansing and suicide bombing didnt make their list?
"Genocide, ok with us. Daddy did it in the flood himself. But if you eat "turduken" on Thanksgiving while watching the Cowboys, Lions and |, Broncos play....AND STAY AWAY FROM THAT FOAMEY STUFF THAT FILLS UP MUGS!
Fuck these morons. I am watching the NFL, I am going to drink beer while doing so!
Thanksgiving isnt about thanking a fictional being. It is about taking a day of to be with family, eat some good food and drink beer and watch football.
They'll have to pry the mug and remote away from my cold dead hands.
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I think this is a case of Poe's law.
Oh and why are homosexuals and Lesbians in different categories?
However, murder does send you to a REAL prison. Not advisable. I'd be more concerned with reality than some stupid fictious threat from a fictional sky daddy who says he's going to spank you for eternity.
BTW, I did take into account your sarcasim, just couldnt come up with anything witty at the moment.
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Funny that hypocrite was on there. Most of the poeple who repent to Jebus are hypocrites!
Well shit...
Ah well. I hear hell is great for barbecues!
Though it may be Hannibal-esque barbecue... but you know what they say: "When in Hell..."
A place common to all will be maintained by none. A religion common to all is perhaps not much different.
I'm a full ten of those on that list. I'm so fucked.
6... not too bad!
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Mark me up for 8!
This is an interesting form of confession, isn't it? You get to perform the confession and maintain the secrecy! Now I don't have to feel guilty about being a prostitute!
A place common to all will be maintained by none. A religion common to all is perhaps not much different.
Im up for 12 I think. it would be 14 but I stopped beleiving in psychics & whatnot a short time after finding RRS.
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At this point I feel the need to ammend my last post:
If you claim to be guilty of somewhere in the 20 to 22 range... uh... this mode of confession doesn't work for you.
On a different note, do people who beat other people unconscious with their own picket signs go to hell?
Not that I would. I mean... I'm just asking... just in case something like that ever happened... I'm curious and stuff.
A place common to all will be maintained by none. A religion common to all is perhaps not much different.
It's not on the list so you should be ok. Bash away.
I got 9.
Well, I'm 7 of them for sure. A couple of others are a matter of degree...
They really need someone to do their list-editing. What a mess.
I guess being a meth addict doesn't send you to hell, but smoking pot does.
You know, between the drunkards, liars, thieves, sports fans, money-lovers, gamblers, child molesters and hypocrites, I'd say a fair portion of Christians are headed to hell with us.
Nobody I know was brainwashed into being an atheist.
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I've got twelve. Am I extra-super-double-damned?
atheists seem to forget that Jesus was an atheist ...
I counted 22 for atheist jesus , and thats just a short list ...
Repent just means regret stupidiy, to repent one's injustice to another...
... repent Fundy's .....
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geezz , I do write some nutty shit .... I was so shit faced last night. Seems you all have taken to feeling pity for me ! Anyway, I do tell fundys jesus was atheistic ....
... now where's the aspirin ...
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Jesus was an atheist in that he didn't believe in himself? Well I guess I don't believe in him either.
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Jacob Cordingley.
Jesus was an atheist [?]
in that he didn't believe in himself?
Well I guess I don't believe in him either.
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YES/NO/WHATEVER , try Buddha with beer ....
laughs and tears ....
nero might get me for this , but no yicks ....
I have given up embarrassment, well almost...
FIX IT !
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Actually I miscounted. I have 10! But I would love to add lesbian to my list.
I reckon I score 13