Which god would you enslave?
Offline Just a little something to break up the tedium of repeating to theists why they are wrong.
Suppose all of the gods that theists have bought into at one point or another actually exist. If you could enslave any one god which god would you choose and why?
I think I would choose Tezcatlipoca the Aztec god of sin and misery. This guy used his own foot as bait for a monster which he then skinned and made into the Earth. That's pretty sweet. A god like that would certainly have his uses. I don't think very many would mess with you with a god like that on your side.
If, if a white man puts his arm around me voluntarily, that's brotherhood. But if you - if you hold a gun on him and make him embrace me and pretend to be friendly or brotherly toward me, then that's not brotherhood, that's hypocrisy.- Malcolm X
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Um... duh...
Aphrodite.
Especially if the nymphs come with her as a package deal.
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Death! I choose you!
The ability to kill any other God will most certainly come in handy >.>
In fact... come to think of it, enslaving Death would make me a God o_O... seeing as i would hence forth be immortal, and could litterally kill anything.... yay me! ^_^
Muahaha
What Would Kharn Do?
I thought about Aphrodite but decided against it because she got around quite a bit. Sloppy seconds is one thing but when your talking a dozen plus...
Then I thought of all the other godesses I could and all of them were real sluts or old haggs. So I figure go with the god you can use to take care of the competition.
If, if a white man puts his arm around me voluntarily, that's brotherhood. But if you - if you hold a gun on him and make him embrace me and pretend to be friendly or brotherly toward me, then that's not brotherhood, that's hypocrisy.- Malcolm X
Okay, which god(s) would I enslave?
Am I restricted to just one? If so, I'd go with Cthulhu.
Are we restricted to gods? Can we also pick angels? If that option is open I call dibs on Rei. ALL of them.
Good night, funny man, and thanks for the laughter.
Freya - Goddess of fertility, wealth, love, beauty, magic, prophecy, war, battle, and death.
What an impressive resume she would have.
"I am an atheist, thank God." -Oriana Fallaci
Sounds like the average house wife to me... >.< lol
What Would Kharn Do?
You all should check out "American Gods" by Neil Gaiman
I'd enslave Allah, and make him shift the oil away from the middle east
I would choose Saraswati. She is awsome. She is goddess of everything that flows. So, she has water, wisdom, eloquent speech, poetry, and music. She is always depicted as beautiful and sits on the Lotus of Absolute Truth. So, she's go that going for her.
Plus, she has four arms. Holy shit! I don't even begin to know what those might be doing at once.
"Tis better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven." -Lucifer
I'd still tap... *ahem* enslave Aphrodite. There aren't supposed to be diseases among gods, remember?
I would have to Enslave Thor just because i have always been facinated with Vikings. Plus that hammer kicks ass.
Plus if i die i want to die with honor!