Belief-O-Matic "What's your faith?" Survey
Here's an online survey that my friend showed me.
I think it would be cool for everyone to take it and post up what they are (100%) and what they aren't (0%).
100% - Secular Humanist
0% - Jehovah's Witness
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100% Secular humanist
Somehow I am 4% Jehova's Witness... ::cuts self::
Ditto.
Witch is perhaps not entirely true, as my parents was Jehovah's Witnesses for a while. so I should have some Witness ressidue somewhere.
"Everyone knows that God drives a Plymouth: "And He drove Adam And Eve from the Garden of Eden in His Fury."
And that Moses liked British cars: "The roar of Moses' Triumph was heard throughout the hills."
On the other hand, Jesus humbly drove a Honda but didn't brag about it, because in his own words: "I did not speak of my own Accord." "
Secular Humanism (100%)
Jehovah's Witness (0%)
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1. Nontheist (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (100%)
3. Theravada Buddhism (83%)
4. Unitarian Universalism (83%)
5. Liberal Quakers (45%)
6. Neo-Pagan (37%)
7. Taoism (20%)
8. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (18%)
9. New Age (10%)
10. Bahá'í Faith (0%)
11. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (0%)
12. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (0%)
13. Eastern Orthodox (0%)
14. Hinduism (0%)
15. Islam (0%)
16. Jainism (0%)
17. Jehovah's Witness (0%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (0%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (0%)
20. New Thought (0%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (0%)
22. Orthodox Quaker (0%)
23. Reform Judaism (0%)
24. Roman Catholic (0%)
25. Scientology (0%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (0%)
27. Sikhism (0%)
Matt Shizzle has been banned from the Rational Response Squad website. This event shall provide an atmosphere more conducive to social growth. - Majority of the mod team
Haha -- the religion in which I was baptised is number 26.
1. Secular Humanism (100%)2. Unitarian Universalism (88%)3. Liberal Quakers (83%)4. Neo-Pagan (83%)5. Theravada Buddhism (71%)6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (70%)7. New Age (68%)8. Nontheist (62%)9. Taoism (58%)10. Orthodox Quaker (57%)11. Reform Judaism (57%)12. Mahayana Buddhism (56%)13. Bahá'í Faith (42%)14. Jainism (40%)15. Sikhism (40%)16. Scientology (38%)17. New Thought (35%)18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (31%)19. Seventh Day Adventist (27%)20. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (27%)21. Hinduism (25%)22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (23%)23. Eastern Orthodox (22%)24. Islam (22%)25. Orthodox Judaism (22%)26. Roman Catholic (22%)27. Jehovah's Witness (17%)
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I'm also on this Twitter thing
Note that the last few questions if you don't believe in any god/religion should be answered "doesn't apply." That's why a lot of you may be getting weird results.
Matt Shizzle has been banned from the Rational Response Squad website. This event shall provide an atmosphere more conducive to social growth. - Majority of the mod team
New Age (11%)
How weird. How did New Age even slip in there?
Does this mean I have to get that dumb SH logo stamped on my forehead now? I think Matt's right. The results are skewed to favor theistic religions based on answers to social and moral questions. But your answers to these questions could be based on personal preference, and still leave you a valid atheist. They're forcing you to choose the most nihilistic possibilities, when the category of atheism is simply silent on the matter (all but one matter, actually).
But, it was entertaining.
I believe 15% of what Tom Cruise believes? Sh*t.
Nobody I know was brainwashed into being an atheist.
Why Believe?
Even I had trouble with some of the questions and selected does not apply quite a few times.
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Just so you guys know, if you didn't bother to check, Unitarian Universalism is litterally a catch-all. If you read the page that describes it, you'll notice that everything is "beliefs vary," so Unitarian Universalism really can just be ignored.