ANY God/Goddess/Flying Speghetti Monster, if You exist post here

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ANY God/Goddess/Flying Speghetti Monster, if You exist post here

Go ahead, Save everyone here on this website. Many of your followers claim that the RRS is leading YOUR children down the wrong way to burn in hell. Ray Comfort can't even save us!
Millions and millions of Your children are taking the wrong path. This site does not help. So please, I beg You, go ahead and make an account and post right here. You are said to be everywhere, all powerful, and all knowing. Please, don't let your Children walk (think) down the wrong path into eternal hell.

Thanks! Smiling
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sup dude hows it goin 

sup dude

hows it goin 


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How could god post here?

How could god post here? It's in the freethinker's forum. For sure, god is a theist, right?


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MrRage wrote: How could god

MrRage wrote:
How could god post here? It's in the freethinker's forum. For sure, god is a theist, right?

I have self-esteem issues; I don't believe in myself either. 

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He wil be powerful enough to

He will be powerful enough to change the rules!


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Unsavedsinner wrote: He

Unsavedsinner wrote:
He will be powerful enough to change the rules!

And violate the free will of the admins?


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Unsavedsinner wrote: He

Unsavedsinner wrote:
He will be powerful enough to change the rules!

Powerful enough? Absolutely.

Motivated enough? Hell no. I'm omniindolent. 

You know how I created the universe? Dropped a Cheeto in the couch cushions and I guess it collided with another Cheeto I'd dropped down there like a week before and then some cosmology happened. Honestly, I wouldn't even be posting online 'cept there's no Law and Order reruns on.

 

Götter sind für Arten, die sich selbst verraten -- in den Glauben flüchten um sich hinzurichten. Menschen brauchen Götter um sich zu verletzen, um sich zu vernichten -- das sind wir.


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Wouldn't god be an atheist?

Wouldn't god be an atheist? Believing in himself would just be good self-esteem. Law and Order rocks!!!

The paper read yesterday, the earth exploded, nobody noticed the passing of this hapless planet.


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I used to belong to a group

I used to belong to a group called Goddesses of the Internet, and was one of the goddesses.  Does that count? Laughing