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oh yeah..of course..they found a cross...I'm sure if htey look hard enough they'll see Jesus' asshole as well.

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They'll see Jesus's asshole! Laughing out loud

Ummm, yeah. They saw a cross. How fucking hard is it to find two straight lines crossing perpendicularly, especially in the ruins of a building that had literally millions of cross-shapes in it before collapsing! :roll:

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I once made a grilled cheese that featured jesus' asshole.

in hindsight, I probably should have sold in on ebay instead of eating it.. but dammit, I was hungry.

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Hell, yeah! You see those stupid asses that buy a fucking grilled cheese sandwich or whatever for like thousands of dollars because it looks like jesus??!!! Laughing out loud I should start making a few of these a year to sell on e bay. Would sure beat working! Laughing out loud

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qwak wrote:
I once made a grilled cheese that featured jesus' asshole.

in hindsight, I probably should have sold in on ebay instead of eating it.. but dammit, I was hungry.

You know...next time you come across Jesus' asshole, make sure it's on a non-edible surface. you can make millions.

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and I'm sure if I find his wang, I can make billions.


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qwak wrote:
and I'm sure if I find his wang, I can make billions.

Which gives me a great product idea!!!! hmmm....can I patent Jesus' penis as a dildo???? I could make millions.

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well, there's already a baby jesus butt plug... so sure!


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Believe it or not, I just seen on the Comcast news site, some guy made a frying pan with a Jesus imprint in it that makes grilled cheese sandwiches (or whatever) with a picture of Jesus on. He is going to sell grilled cheese sandwices with Jesus's picture for $50.00. I am not making this up! Laughing out loud People are really fucking stupid! Laughing out loud

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i had a sloppy joe and when i turned it sideways it looked like the virgin mary's vagina

oh its a miracle! 2 planes crash into the twin towers and all god can do is give us a lousy cross... thanks god... you made a firefighter cry for twenty minutes when he could have been SAVING PEOPLE

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No, no.

You can't actually see Jesus' asshole, but you can see His farts - what do you think the "squibs" are?

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