How big is God's penis?
Posted on: June 26, 2007 - 8:31pm
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How big is God's penis?
Some theist must have an answer for my asinine question...
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I'm with Narcoleptic on this you guys need to simmah down nah.
Simmuuuuuuuh! Add it up; Simmah plus down, plus nah equals simmah down nah, now simmah down nah!
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So... what is your account of the flood, then, Simple? A Sneeze? I see it now... the flood is when god had a bad case of Anthrax...
Understand that this entire thread is for comic relief... being absurdly serious at all times gets on my nerves :-P
Hmm... good point... I find it pertinent that I stop it before it becomes a cock-comparison contest :-P
lol... so... are we in the portion consisting of God's left or right testicle? :-P
You have a forum for humor. Also this is titled Atheist vs. Theist and would therefore imply it is to debate, not post something you don't wish to debate.
Second, If you want Christians to stay on the forum, then you should try harder to not offend them.
Wave, lets reassure everyone here, especially in this thread, that although each of us thinks the other is full of it, I can think of no better thread title to have the ability to call each other a dick.
My point is, you may drive me crazy with your reasoning, but your sense of humor is certainly disarming outside your claims. I think.
Now just accept that my schong is bigger than yours and we wont have any further problems.
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Must debates be serious? I had originally envisioned that everyone would be "debating" the size of God's genitals with quaint candor
I was imagining someone would say something to the affect of his balls are as big as the sun - to which i would have replied that, since he is "infinite" - his penis must be the smallest organ in his entire body :-P
But, Wave, will you stop and ask for directions when you get lost?
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*shock* A man stopping to ask for directions?!? Come now, we know the stereotype... men don't ask for directions... we grunt and moan and are much more likely to burn $1000 of gasoline in vain before ever stopping to make sure we're going where we're suppose to
If you're hoping for directions... you'ld better hop on in
Yeah, he does the same thing to atheists on occasion. I guess his badge should say: "Don't take anything I say seriously."
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So, how large of a prostate problem must he have in order to prevent this from happening again?
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I don't blame you for not wanting to share info on the Internets™. I have shared certain things and discovered--belatedly--it was a bad idea.
I have experienced strange things, but in hindsight my experiences can all be chalked up to coincidences (even really strange coincidences can happen) or skewed perception. Of course I cannot comment on your experiences because you have (probably wisely) chosen to withhold information. Even if I could comment, you're the one who has to decide what happened and why.
If I gave my experiences credence and decided they were subjective proof of a god, god is a real asshole--definitely not something I'd want to worship. If maltheism (and isn't that what the Abrahamic religions really are???) is true, I guess he'll have to wait until I'm dead to slowly roast me on a spit over a fire.
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as far as east is from west.
Can I get one of those?
Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-My-Own-Grandpa!
lol... that's a good one
only... aren't East & West side by side - thus meaning the length = 0? hmm... or perhaps you mean god's shlong could line the breadth of the Atlanic?