Listed as going to hell

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Listed as going to hell

 http://baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com/sow/

Hellbound

People Who are Probably Going To Hell

Regardless of how reluctant we are sometimes, it is our duty as Chrisitians (Baptists) to pray for those we deem already damned to Hell. As easy as it is to dismiss these people as lost forever to eternal damnation, we must remember that in Christ, anything is possible no matter how remote the chance.

Given the enormity of sinners that we come across on a daily basis we simply cannot list them all. We whill, however, try and update this list as frequently as necessary.

WARNING: Before visiting any of the following links you are cautioned to say the following prayer.

IN JESUS NAME, I BIND UP EVERY DEMON COMING ACROSS THE COMPUTER LINES, AND I RETURN THEM AND ANY CURSES.IN JESUS NAME, I COVER MYSELF IN THE BLOOD OF JESUS. I COVER THIS COMPUTER AND THE INTERNET ROAD I TRAVEL IN THE BLOOD OF JESUS. I TAKE AUTHORITY AND DOMINION OVER ALL WEB SITES, WEB MASTERS, WEB DOMAINS, AND DEMONS OF THE INTERNET SUPER HIGHWAY SO THEY DO NOT CROSS MY PATH. I DISPATCH ANGELS AHEAD OF ME TO PROTECT ME.

IN JESUS NAME, I CUT ALL UNGODLY SILVER CORDS AND LAY LINES.

AS YOUR WAR CLUB AND WEAPONS OF WAR I BREAK DOWN, UNDAM, AND BLOW UP ALL WALLS OF PROTECTION AROUND ALL HOMOSEXUALS, WITCHES, WARLOCKS, WIZARDS, SATANISTS, ATHEISTS, LIBERALS, DEMOCRATS, SORCERERS, AND THE LIKE, AND I BREAK THE POWER OF ALL CURSES, HEXES, VEXES, SPELLS, CHARMS, FETISHES, PSYCHIC PRAYERS, PSYCHIC THOUGHTS, ALL WITCHCRAFT, SORCERY, SATIRE, PARODY, MAGIC, VOODOO, ALL MIND CONTROL, JINXES, POTIONS, BEWITCHMENTS, DEATH, DESTRUCTION, SICKNESS, PAIN, TORMENT, PSYCHIC POWER, PSYCHIC WARFARE, PRAYER CHAINS, INCENSE AND CANDLE BURNING, INCANTATIONS, CHANTING, UNGODLY BLESSINGS AND HOODOO, CRYSTALS, AND EVERYTHING ELSE BEING SENT MY WAY, OR MY FAMILY MEMBER’S WAY, OR ANY CHRISTIAN MINISTRIES WAY, AND I RETURN IT, AND THE DEMONS TO THE SENDER, TEN FOLD.

AMEN.

At the time of our encounter with these infidels there was no links to pornography, Satan Worship, or extreme foul language. Given the nature of the sinner and their willingness to sin we cannot gurantee that things will not be added at a later time. That is why it is crucial that you say the above prayer before visiting any of the listed web sites. If you have come across someone who is need of deliverance from their sickness you may email Lynette Bryant, Board Editor or Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett, Site Editor, and they will review the site for submission to this page.

Due to the recent onset of foul language by certain unsaved visitors, comments will not be permitted for this page.

Warning: Proceed at your own Risk

6/27/07 - 7/4/07

Rational Response Squad: The Rational Response Squad/No God Network is a Pay-Site which lures viewers with lewd videos, anti-God rhetoric, and blatant disrespect for faith. They have gone so far as to offer a disgusting sub-site to recruit children into hating God: Free Thinking Teens to which a link will not be provided. NSFW, NSFH, NSFC

Mark Fiore: Foul LIEberal, Mark Fiore, creates disgusting, anti-Family Values, un-American, un-Conservative, pro-Demoncrat, animated political cartoons from an undisclosed location somewhere in San Francisco. Imppressionable children under 21 should not be allowed to view this site.

BlueGrassRoots: A God-hating, unAmerican, LIEberal reviews the Answers in Genesis Creation Museum grand opening. Filthy language, crude comments, vile references to bodily functions and sexuality abounds.

6/20/07 - 6/27-7

Blogs 4 Moonbats: A very foul mouthed, rude, young man named Linus needs complete submersion in the Blood of the Lamb. If he stays under too long and drowns I wouldn’t lose a wink of sleep over it.

RationalWiki: Appears to be an internet compund comprised of Liberals, atheists, and witches seeking to undermind Christians and Republicans.

WikiGodsWord.org: A cauldron of witches Someone named Jerry who plans allowing other people to re-write the Bible. Still a dangerous notion. Needs many prayers.

Hillary Clinton: Vile, treasonous woman that she is, believes she can become President.

Barack Obama Hussein Bin Laden: Muslim, Pro-Homosexual, Pro-Abortion, America hater. Carries the curse of Ham.

Fred Thompson: Supporters of a garden variety RINO and dirty old man running for President.

(un)Americablog: Liberals, God haters, America haters, Homosexual and abortion advocates. Regular updated by Liberal RSS feeds.

(don’t)Think Progress: America hating Democrats. Anti-anything Godly. Sacrilege and blasphemy abounds.

7/20/07

Redstate.com: RINOS or LIBERALS. A pathetic attempt to undermine the values and morals of the Republican Party by mocking true Christians and Conservatives. Regularly updated with criticisms and riddicule of those who support true patriotism and genuine Family-Values, this site reads like a Hillary Clinton campaign speech. It appears that they may be Liberals hired to smear Republican Presidential candidates.

Dyrgas Gate (to Hell): Canadian. Enough said.

The Sound of EmCeeKhan (Sounds like Liberalism): Was Republican but is now just another pile of manure in the left-wing pasture.

xxxx on a Stick: Pretentious, Ignorant, Atheists.

Plime: They love fornication and sin and hate Jesus and Republicans.

Cruel.com: Sick, disturbing, mentally unstabled, athiests, communist hippies.

Zug.com: ZUG calims to be “the world’s only comedy site, featuring articles, opinions, and conversations from the world’s funniest comedy community.” What they are is lewd, un-Patriotic, un-American, Pro-sodomite, Pro-abortion, Pro-communism. Probably based in France or Canada.

Fark.com: Communists and mockers of God.

Planned Parenthood: Murderers of unborn babies. Promoters of promiscuity. Pro-sodomite. Anti-God.

Feministing: “Young women are rarely given the opportunity to speak on their own behalf on issues that affect their lives and futures (that is why we have husbands). Feministing provides a platform for us to comment, analyze and influence blaspheme, ridicule, and brainwash.” They are proud supporters of NARAL, and Planned Parenthood.

Brent Rasmussen: Bearded God-mocker who probably sprouts horns and a tail before sneaking into dreams and stealing souls. Extreme wickedness ahead. NSFC

The Evil Atheist Conspiracy: Satan worship in 6 languages complete the mark of the beast. Their motto, “We’re after your children and pets.” NSFC

Richard Dawkins: Foul, unrepentent Atheism. NSFC. Rated HHH!

8/9/2007

P.Z Myers : P.Z. Myers is not only a Atheist of the worst sort, he is a scientist who promotes the lies of  man kind evolving from primate love.  NSFA.


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I have to say I'm a bit

I have to say I'm a bit disappointed this site wasn't mentioned. Sad

I suppose they are just too busy trying to replace the word 'rape' with 'unplanned sexual event'. 

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Wow, I thought I had to go

Wow, I thought I had to go to landoverbaptist.com to read such silly stuff.

Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. - Seneca


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Everybody needs to send us

Everybody needs to send us in as a submission. I want to go to hell, too!!


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Quote: Fark.com: Communists

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Fark.com: Communists and mockers of God.

Fark is on this list? All they have are links to news articles that would be in The Onion if they weren't real. 

Good night, funny man, and thanks for the laughter.


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You never can tell if

You never can tell if people are serious or not. Every time someone parodies fundamentalist Christians the Christians go out of their way to show that they are more delusional than the parodists thought they were. Nevertheless, I suspect this one is a spoof. I'm only saying "suspect." Check out their home page:

 

http://baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com/

For example:

As a Pro-Life, Pro-Family, Pro-America, Christian-Republican, Sam Brownback would never kill a cat and neither should you.

Vote for Sam Brownback in 2008 and again in 2012 to protect America and our cats from Atheists!

 

Also look at what they say about the new atheist logo:

 

http://baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com/2007/08/03/scarlet-letter-campaign-update-a-victory/

And this allusion to Dr. Seuss should not go unmissed:

"The Great I AM says Vote for Sam"

Their prison ministry is dedicated to explaining to prisoners that they are being raped as punishment for their sins. "They will make each sinner aware that the humiliating, disgusting act of sodomy that they were forced to engage in was brought upon by their own wicked actions and was intended by the Lord to teach them a lesson."

http://baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com/use-prison-ministry/

It just might be a joke.

Still if there's a list of people going to Hell, even a Joke List, it should be a fair one.

 


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Kelly, we just haven't been

Kelly, we just haven't been unpleasant to the correct people yet.  I am sure we are all as hellbound as the other people on the list.  In fact, I am certain that you are the most likely to find her way into the deepest pits of hell, where the most horrific, sadistic demons of Satan's creation will welcome you. Smile

Does that make you feel any better?  (I have always had a way of smooth-talking the ladies.)

 

"Tis better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven." -Lucifer


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It's scary if they're

It's scary if they're actually serious.


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MattShizzle wrote: It's

MattShizzle wrote:
It's scary if they're actually serious.
I live in the Buy-Bull Belt,this kind of shit is normal.

Nero(in response to a Youth pastor) wrote:

You are afraid and should be thus.  We look to eradicate your god from everything but history books.  We bring rationality and clear thought to those who choose lives of ignorance.  We are the blazing, incandescent brand that will leave an "A" so livid, so scarlet on your mind that you will not go an hour without reflecting on reality.


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You got your wish! Looks

You got your wish! Looks like they added you!


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Hey

I'm happy that these jeebus freaks have gone through the trouble of compliling a bunch of links that i plan to visit and maybe support. I think i'll send them a message to that effect. Smiling

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NSFC is that supposed to be

NSFC is that supposed to be Not safe for Christians?


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Ok, im pretty sure this is

Ok, im pretty sure this is a joke.  The front page of their site has a funny story on someone that got a letter demanding their kid is a brat and needs to go trick or treating, and they sent a witch costume.  And here is part of whats on that story on the front page.

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Mrs. Johnson had a moral dilemma. She certainly didn’t want to go to prison, but with her
husband away on travel she could not ask him for permission to think for herself. So, against her better judgment, she decided that just this once her daughter could attend the outing. When she told Maria that her Mommy & Daddy would go to jail if they didn’t allow her to go and celebrate SATAN’S BIRTHDAY with her pagan friends, Maria was thrilled. She snatched her little costume and ran upstairs to put it on. When six o’clock arrived, Mrs. Johnson (who had been praying for her daughter’s salvation all afternoon) called upstairs to her daughter.

“Sweetie, come on down. It’s time for that old devil bus to pick you up”. Well, a few minutes passed and Maria did not come down. Worried that her daughter would miss the bus and that she would be incarcerated, she went upstairs to check on her little girl. But Friends, what she saw when she opened the door to Maria’s room would cause her to vomit. There, on the little white and gold French Provincial canopy bed that they had just bought at Sear’s, was her little girl wearing that awful witch costume and doing something very UN-holy with her favorite My Little Pony doll.

”Maria!” she cried after she had thrown up on the pale pink carpeting, “Stop that! What you are doing is very, very naughty. I would rather go to jail forever than to see you like that. I am calling Grandma right now and you will stay here with her and pray that Baby Jesus forgives you. That costume has brought DEMONS into our home!”

It was right then that when the Devil’s party bus arrived and blew the horn that Maria lunged at her mother and jabbed her in the eye with the tail of her little plastic doll. “Take that you BITCH!” Maria screamed, “I am going trick-or-treating”, and she jumped out the window and ran to the little yellow bus that was
loading all of the little neighborhood children to take them away.

 

 That seems too funny to be real.  And if this site is for real, then we have a lot of works to do here ;p

 


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Do people really beleive

Do people really beleive this shit? 

 

 

Gizmo wrote:

Ok, im pretty sure this is a joke. The front page of their site has a funny story on someone that got a letter demanding their kid is a brat and needs to go trick or treating, and they sent a witch costume. And here is part of whats on that story on the front page.

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Mrs. Johnson had a moral dilemma. She certainly didn’t want to go to prison, but with her
husband away on travel she could not ask him for permission to think for herself. So, against her better judgment, she decided that just this once her daughter could attend the outing. When she told Maria that her Mommy & Daddy would go to jail if they didn’t allow her to go and celebrate SATAN’S BIRTHDAY with her pagan friends, Maria was thrilled. She snatched her little costume and ran upstairs to put it on. When six o’clock arrived, Mrs. Johnson (who had been praying for her daughter’s salvation all afternoon) called upstairs to her daughter.

“Sweetie, come on down. It’s time for that old devil bus to pick you up”. Well, a few minutes passed and Maria did not come down. Worried that her daughter would miss the bus and that she would be incarcerated, she went upstairs to check on her little girl. But Friends, what she saw when she opened the door to Maria’s room would cause her to vomit. There, on the little white and gold French Provincial canopy bed that they had just bought at Sear’s, was her little girl wearing that awful witch costume and doing something very UN-holy with her favorite My Little Pony doll.

”Maria!” she cried after she had thrown up on the pale pink carpeting, “Stop that! What you are doing is very, very naughty. I would rather go to jail forever than to see you like that. I am calling Grandma right now and you will stay here with her and pray that Baby Jesus forgives you. That costume has brought DEMONS into our home!”

It was right then that when the Devil’s party bus arrived and blew the horn that Maria lunged at her mother and jabbed her in the eye with the tail of her little plastic doll. “Take that you BITCH!” Maria screamed, “I am going trick-or-treating”, and she jumped out the window and ran to the little yellow bus that was
loading all of the little neighborhood children to take them away.

That seems too funny to be real. And if this site is for real, then we have a lot of works to do here ;p

 

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