Innocent movie/tv/news lines you can take out of context and make sound dirty.

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Innocent movie/tv/news lines you can take out of context and make sound dirty.

Innocent movie/tv media sentences you can take out of context and make sound dirty. I was just typing on the computer with Turner Classic Movies on, not really watching it, but passively listening, the movie "The Admirable Chrichton" the guy is on a beach trying to open something and says "It's no use, the damned thing is too tight".

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A line from the original

A line from the original Star Wars someone just reminded me of, "You came in that thing, you're braver than I thought"

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"This is a giant cock." -

"This is a giant cock." - Boogie Nights

 

Screw unintentional shit; go direct or go home.

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There are a bunch of them in

There are a bunch of them in Star Wars.

"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

"There's an awful lot of moisture in here."

''Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"

"Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, alright, easy, easy..."

"Now let's blow this thing and go home!"

 

 

 

If, if a white man puts his arm around me voluntarily, that's brotherhood. But if you - if you hold a gun on him and make him embrace me and pretend to be friendly or brotherly toward me, then that's not brotherhood, that's hypocrisy.- Malcolm X


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Even outside media, I am

Even outside media, I am sure we've had friends  or co-workers say things and you simply smile because they don't realize what they just said.

For example at work, our toaster will get jammed sometimes so the ladies might say "I cant get it out".

Sometimes all I have to do to get them to blush is say, "Naw, tooooooo easy".

 

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Beyond Saving wrote:There

Beyond Saving wrote:

There are a bunch of them in Star Wars.

"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

"There's an awful lot of moisture in here."

''Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"

"Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, alright, easy, easy..."

"Now let's blow this thing and go home!"

 

 

 

This is no cave.

Yeah, but this time I've got the money.

Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!

Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?

What an incredible smell you've discovered!

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.

Hey, remember you lost her to me, fair and square.

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