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Wear what makes you feel good, Cap'n.

 

Whatever your nicest, newest, sexiest (or otherwise most applicable), costume happens to be.

 

 

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Well

Depends on the bar.


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i want bar for people to buy

i want bar for people to buy me drinks

 

if they buy drink do i have to fuck them?

 

 


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i thinks bars close in an

i thinks bars close in an hour i go tomorrow

 

 


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Around here, the lesbians

Around here, the lesbians wear slacks, sweaters and either cross trainers or flats.  The (female) rockers wear pink and black.  The weird ones wear blue striped hair, black and red striped stockings, a fuzzy green wool hat, pink tee, black short jacket and black skirt all obviously bought at Good Will (seen riding on a bicycle just last week).  Female engineers wear jeans, loafers, and either button down shirt or sweater depending on weather.  Accounting types dress like they are at the office all the time.  Hookers wear cropped tops, daisy dukes or micro minis, big hair and stiletto heels regardless of weather.  The dress code is probably way different where you live.

 

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Cpt_pineapple wrote:i want

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i want bar for people to buy me drinks

 

if they buy drink do i have to fuck them?

 

No, but they usually think you have to.  In this economy, I wouldn't expect any one to buy me a drink unless I was dressed like a hooker (see my previous post) - and then I would expect to put out for the drink since I was dressed that way.  The way you dress will determine how you are treated.

 

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Hehe

Cpt_pineapple wrote:

i want bar for people to buy me drinks

 

if they buy drink do i have to fuck them?

 

 

 

Not necessarily. I have bought girls drinks without doing that, although the idea was in the back of my mind. But, to tell you one funny story that happened when I was a much younger man, I ended up in this sports bar on a Super Bowl Sunday (don't follow sports so I could not remember the two teams playing). But the bar was divided with fans on both sides. Tables filled with half-gallons of booze and buckets of beer were all around. Fans were so trashed they were practically handing out free drinks to anyone that was in their camp. I just wandered back and forth between the two camps. At one table, I just yelled and cheered with all of them until someone poured me a drink or handed me a beer. Then, when it looked like things were starting to die down, I just wandered over to the other table and repeated the whole process. None of them got wise to my plan, but ended up getting alot of free drinks and pretty trashed. Maybe not the smartest thing to do, but who is gonna buy drinks for a guy ?

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Chuckle

Cpt_pineapple wrote:

i want bar for people to buy me drinks

 

if they buy drink do i have to fuck them?

 

 

 

Not unless you want to, Captain. If you don't want to, just say so straight out. If you are shy or worried just say it right then. Honesty goes a long mile. I would cheerfully buy a drink for some one whose company I was enjoying and it would mean nothing but that. I have noticed that some girls resist being bought a drink, perhaps so as not to feel obligated, but that's subjective. It never means anything more than a gesture of generosity to me.

Just be honest. Relax. Have fun. If you tell people where you are at they will respect for it just as you would respect them in the reverse situation. People are most often nicer than you think. Maybe wait to drink until you get to the bar. You will enjoy a longer night that way and the experience will be much more thrilling and far more memorable. I have about a 6 hour run time once I start to drink. I find if I get too pissed I can't communicate as well and it's not so much fun.

 

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yeah i bet they will expect

yeah i bet they will expect it

 

guys want to fuck me so i bet they buy me drink but i not dressing like a dyke

 

 

 


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Wear the outfit from your

Wear the outfit from your profile picture- that looks nice.

 

 

 

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cj wrote:Cpt_pineapple

cj wrote:

Cpt_pineapple wrote:

i want bar for people to buy me drinks

 

if they buy drink do i have to fuck them?

 

No, but they usually think you have to.  In this economy, I wouldn't expect any one to buy me a drink unless I was dressed like a hooker (see my previous post) - and then I would expect to put out for the drink since I was dressed that way.  The way you dress will determine how you are treated.

 

Nah, there are still plenty of us idiots who will buy a drink for an attractive woman even if they aren't dressed like a hooker. Of course we want sex but most of us realize buying a drink and getting sex isn't a 1 to 1 correlation. And honestly, I am not sure I want anything to do with the slut who only costs a few drinks. Good way to catch a bad disease. If your going to sell out for a drink, you might as well charge $500 and then you can buy a lot of drinks.

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Cpt_pineapple wrote:i want

Cpt_pineapple wrote:

i want bar for people to buy me drinks

 

if they buy drink do i have to fuck them?

 

 

I have bought many women drinks in the attempt to do exactly that, however you are under no commitment to do so. You can always use the trip to the restroom to covertly slip out the door. Or you can barf on him and ask the bartender to get you a cab. Or quietly tell the bartender that the guy in question is making unwarranted sexual gestures and you would like to be escorted to a cab safely without him.

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 Well, that depends on the

 

Well, that depends on the bar. Each place has different rules.

 

Around here, lots of places have a rule that you have to wear slacks. Not because slacks are all that great but it is a way to say (without saying) that if you are black, don't bother showing up.

 

Past that, it is relatively easy to get people to buy you drinks with no sex involved. I often wear my kilt to Irish bars. Despite the fact that there are no Irish gays, that does not stop lesbians from buying me drinks because I am that cool. At the end of the night, they go home with each other.

 

Tell you what, come to Connecticut. I will take you out and I will even let you wear the sailor moon thing. Free drinks will happen. At the end of the night, you get to pick who goes back to your hotel room. If you play your cards right, you can have sex both ways on your first time.

 

I can't promise that you will get tied to a chair that night but we can do that the next day.

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