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Christians Know How Jesus Felt

Posted on: May 19, 2010 - 12:45am
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Christians Know How Jesus Felt

 

http://www.theonion.com/articles/heckled-christian-rock-band-knows-how-jesus-felt,17446/

 

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Posted on: May 19, 2010 - 2:57am #1
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The Onion FTW!

The Onion wrote:

Drummer James Mayfield drew a number of parallels between Jesus of Nazareth and the band, telling reporters that both only had about 12 followers and that both were betrayed by their closest friends.

"I'll never forget how our buddy Pete pretended he didn't even know us," Mayfield said. "He was standing next to these two really cute girls, and when we asked him what he thought of our set, he just looked at us and totally denied ever liking our music."

Added Mayfield, "Pete was our No. 1 fan."

The Onion is so brilliant. That article was a good read. Thanks for the link, Atheistextremeist!

Another recent one I loved is this:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/exhausted-noam-chomsky-just-going-to-try-and-enjoy,17404/

 

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