Watermellon Atheists

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Watermellon Atheists

This is a funny video I stumbled upon. It really begs the question; what if atheists fell for the stupid "evidence" that theists fall for all the time?

"This may shock you, but not everything in the bible is true." The only true statement ever to be uttered by Jean Chauvinism, sociopathic emotional terrorist.
"A Boss in Heaven is the best excuse for a boss on earth, therefore If God did exist, he would have to be abolished." Mikhail Bakunin
"The means in which you take,
dictate the ends in which you find yourself."
"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme leadership derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!"
No Gods, No Masters!

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last is best

edit: don't want to give away the punch line, but last is best.

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Lol, I love the priest. 

Lol, I love the priest.


Everything makes more sense now that I've stopped believing.

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Last line is totally a

Last line is totally a winner.