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 So I looked and saw this on the "conservative's wikipedia" front page.


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D:

 Oh geeze that is too big. Hold on.

 Could a mod put this one in the OP?


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 First thught..why were you

 First thught..why were you on conservapedia in the first place. Sucker for punishment?

Looks like it was drawn by a 10year old. What was with the whole dinosaur thing? Are they saying dinosaurs don't exist? So confusing..

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Loc wrote:

 First thught..why were you on conservapedia in the first place. Sucker for punishment?

Looks like it was drawn by a 10year old. What was with the whole dinosaur thing? Are they saying dinosaurs don't exist? So confusing..

 

Entertainment value. I love the conservatives because they give me cheap, easy laughs.

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Aww, that's so cute. I bet

Aww, that's so cute. I bet their mom stuck it on the fridge.


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I don't get it....

I don't get it....

Our revels now are ended. These our actors, | As I foretold you, were all spirits, and | Are melted into air, into thin air; | And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, | The cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces, | The solemn temples, the great globe itself, - Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve, | And, like this insubstantial pageant faded, | Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff | As dreams are made on, and our little life | Is rounded with a sleep. - Shakespeare


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butterbattle wrote:I don't

butterbattle wrote:

I don't get it....

 

Oh, its simple you see... if Noahs ark was the conservative version, it would be armed with 125mm cannons, and would destroy everything in its path!

Unlike the liberal version which gets bogged down by every wanker with an opinion and an agenda

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The Doomed Soul wrote: Oh,

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Oh, its simple you see... if Noahs ark was the conservative version, it would be armed with 125mm cannons, and would destroy everything in its path!

 

     125mm cannons ?   hmmm, apparently Noah had connections inside the Soviet arms industry. Good choice.

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Fuck 125 mm cannons. Give me

Fuck 125 mm cannons. Give me a rail gun. Never know when those pesky Decepticons will show up.

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Vastet wrote:Fuck 125 mm

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Fuck 125 mm cannons. Give me a rail gun. Never know when those pesky Decepticons will show up.

shut it go-bot

for me I would take this. huge cannons are for inferior beings.

 

and here is what it does to steel with non amour piecing rounds

for more info please see

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrett_M82#M82A2

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Hmm. A gun that pokes a few

Hmm. A gun that pokes a few tiny holes in tin foil, or one that scraps a twenty metre tall arsenal of obliteration in a single shot. Sorry, I'm sticking to the rail gun. Eye-wink

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The yu-gi-oh abridged series

The yu-gi-oh abridged series is some seriously funny shit.


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Vastet wrote:Hmm. A gun that

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Hmm. A gun that pokes a few tiny holes in tin foil, or one that scraps a twenty metre tall arsenal of obliteration in a single shot. Sorry, I'm sticking to the rail gun. Eye-wink Addendum: Gobots are for losers. :P

Can you provide a picture of that which is clearly not photoshoped

 

P.S. if you are a metal gear solid 4 fan you should know which is better.... incase you don't its the M82A2. rail gun sucks in comparison 

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 I like DBZ abridged more personally.


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Can we at least agree on the

Can we at least agree on the worst?


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  Well if this is a pissing

  Well if this is a pissing contest involving the most bad-ass weaponry then I nominate the Tsar Bomba

  It was a one time ( in 1961 ) demonstration of Soviet aggression toward the West and to illustrate the potential consequences of invoking their wrath.  It holds the record for the world's largest man-made explosion.   As far as destructive capability is concerned, nothing even comes close.   Overkill doesn't even begin to describe it.

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Tapey wrote: and here is

Tapey wrote:

 

and here is what it does to steel with non amour piecing rounds

for more info please see

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrett_M82#M82A2

 

  If you prefer to limit yourself to shoulder-fired weaponry then Barrett has upped the ante with a further development of this weapon called the XM109 Payload Rifle that fires a proprietary 25mm cannon shell. 

  Also, I believe your own country of South Africa makes a really cool anti-material rifle that chambers two different sized rounds.  It's called the Mechem NTW-20.  

  Pics and info about both guns are easily found on the internet if you're interested. Too tired too insert links, sorry.

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Yeah I know about the XM109

Yeah I know about the XM109 but this is more what i was refering to a new model, its still going through testing though i believe, pics were from old model though I was lazy. Duno which is better tbh

M82A2

  • Caliber: .50 BMG (12.7×99mm)
  • Length: 1,409 mm (55.5 in)
  • Barrel length: 737 mm (29.0 in)
  • Weight (unloaded): 14.75 kg (32.5 lb)
  • Maximum effective range on equipment-sized targets: 2,000 m (6,600 ft)
  • Muzzle velocity: 900 m/s (3,000 ft/s)
  • Magazine capacity: 10 rounds
  • Unit replacement cost: $6,000
  • Status: Prototype seeing combat in iraq

 

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In this Corner;

 Ahem.


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Sinphanius wrote: Ahem.Just

Sinphanius wrote:

 Ahem.

Just imagen what you could do with that thing 


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 Ahem.

 

www.youtube.com/watch

 

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Tapey wrote:Vastet

Tapey wrote:

Vastet wrote:
Hmm. A gun that pokes a few tiny holes in tin foil, or one that scraps a twenty metre tall arsenal of obliteration in a single shot. Sorry, I'm sticking to the rail gun. Eye-wink Addendum: Gobots are for losers. :P

Can you provide a picture of that which is clearly not photoshoped

 

P.S. if you are a metal gear solid 4 fan you should know which is better.... incase you don't its the M82A2. rail gun sucks in comparison 


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P.S. before someone screams

P.S. before someone screams "sci fi!", that rail gun is real. The ship it is mounted on is real. The power and range is real. Only the target was "sci fi".

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_devastator_combining/"

Ok, so something is wrong with this site and posting a link to a vid, and I can't. So you'll have to do it the hard way. Use Google video search and search for "Devastator metacafe". The first result is what you want. Not the greatest quality, but sufficient.

Edit: better visual quality, music video style.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8i5nEp0uKQ

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The most powerful weapon was

The most powerful weapon was exhibited in the opening post, its called propaganda


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Vastet wrote:P.S. before

Vastet wrote:
P.S. before someone screams "sci fi!", that rail gun is real. The ship it is mounted on is real. The power and range is real. Only the target was "sci fi".

you may find this interesting... far to technical for my liking

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Sweet.

Sweet. Laughing out loud
Electromagnetic acceleration > Chemical acceleration.

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 Quote:Electromagnetic

 

Quote:
Electromagnetic acceleration > Chemical acceleration.

 

Yeah pretty much, now to completely blow everyone's minds, imagine;

Take the Electromagnetic Accelerators, and stick em around the GAU-8.

 

Then make that shit fly.

 

That is all.

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Vastet wrote:Ok, so

Vastet wrote:
Ok, so something is wrong with this site and posting a link to a vid, and I can't. So you'll have to do it the hard way. Use Google video search and search for "Devastator metacafe". The first result is what you want. Not the greatest quality, but sufficient. Edit: better visual quality, music video style. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8i5nEp0uKQ

 

Wish that god-damn movie never existed...

 

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You can hate the movie, but

You can hate the movie, but you can't hate a rail gun that powerful and accurate, c'mon!

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Vastet wrote:You can hate

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You can hate the movie, but you can't hate a rail gun that powerful and accurate, c'mon!

 

.... /sigh ... agreed...

 

Cant hate a weapon, no matter how crappy of a movie it appears in...

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