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If Atheists Ruled the World
Posted on: November 7, 2009 - 11:27am
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If Atheists Ruled the World
[youtube]qO9IPoAdct8[/youtube] It's so stupid that is kinda funny
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Theist stupidity summed up nicely. Couldn't make it through the whole thing. I felt a brain cell die.
Enlightened Atheist, Gaming God.
"..what matters is that if you don't believe that god created the earth 6000 years ago, you're going to hell"
Hehehe ~ the entire video is comedy gold
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Awesome to say the least.
Watch the end, its the best part.
This is all from the old fstdt.com top 100 list. The list seems to have changed though and it lacks the old classic quotes that these people are all saying. All the stuff in that video wasn't made up by those guys They were reading quotes found on the internet that were written by actual fundies.
"You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."
British General Charles Napier while in India
thing with theist fundies. So many of their rants contain the clear suggestion the only thing holding them back from committing wholesale murder and undertaking relentless out of wedlock fucking is their belief they'll go to hell. These are people who need to masturbate a lot more.
And what is it with the failure of the sense of irony during christian rebirth? There needs to be research done into this.
"Experiments are the only means of knowledge at our disposal. The rest is poetry, imagination." Max Planck
I had to watch it twice because I was laughing too hard the first time...
"IF I didn't have god's judgement to fear I would have killed many times...."
WTF!?!?!??!
I assume Beanie Boy means as a stand up comic, right?
How can not believing in something that is backed up with no empirical evidence be less scientific than believing in something that not only has no empirical evidence but actually goes against the laws of the universe and in many cases actually contradicts itself? - Ricky Gervais
Only one?
Are these guys comedians doing a bit, or are thery serious, they're acting sarcastic. Please tell me they're just athiests acting out fundies stupidity!!!
If you watch to the end it says that they are just acting out some actuall statements that fundies have made. That's the one part that makes it scary, but damn if it's not hilarious.
My personal favorite: ''Scientists have just shown that mice DNA is more similar to humans than human DNA.''
''Black Holes result from God dividing the universe by zero.''
I have to go with the," Oh yeah, monkeys don't live for several million years." Classic!
Here's the original FSTDS thread for anyone who wants more laugh
But the list is gone from fstdt.com. The new list that replaced the old top 100 list is a lot less funny and is missing the classics that the video quotes. That thread has some of the classic quotes though.
"You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."
British General Charles Napier while in India
Ah I didn't realise that..although I could only read so many quotes at once before I had to stop to preserve my sanity. You don't know wether to laugh, cry, or just kill yourself.
Psalm 14:1 "the fool hath said in his heart there is a God"-From a 1763 misprinted edition of the bible
Argument from Sadism: Theist presents argument in a wall of text with no punctuation and wrong spelling. Atheist cannot read and is forced to concede.
Yeah, that vid was pretty lame.
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The one about atheists ruling the world has always been my favorite.
Our revels now are ended. These our actors, | As I foretold you, were all spirits, and | Are melted into air, into thin air; | And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, | The cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces, | The solemn temples, the great globe itself, - Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve, | And, like this insubstantial pageant faded, | Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff | As dreams are made on, and our little life | Is rounded with a sleep. - Shakespeare
Well, those are your people. Not ours.
My favorite: "I can sum it up in three words - evolution is a lie!"
Nobody I know was brainwashed into being an atheist.
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fak off mod leave people alone
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