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Ugliest members this forum [trollville]
Posted on: April 4, 2009 - 10:15pm
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Ugliest members this forum [trollville]
Ciarin Bob Spence Nikolaj Magus MattShizzle
.... anyone else?
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Well, if that is really you Allison, then you are a a waste of good protein because you are grounds for a good fapping.
For my part, I really am a middle aged man with a huge gut and no hair. However, it is in fact true that you can go by general physical characteristics to determine dick size. I have size 13 shoes and a 35 inch scale bass. If size is important, I am ready for whatever. If motion is where you are at, I am old enough to know what works and young enough to still have plenty of action in me.
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Yay! Random Person doesn't think I'm the ugliest!
By the way Cpt. Is that really you?
Might as well post a pic of me too.
Well, Bobby, you're ugly on the inside.
For shame. For shame.
Oh. And I'm pretty sure that's a picture of Jessica Alba that Alison posted.
Don't look directly at my face, you might turn to stone!!!
ciarin.com
AGGGGHHHHHHH!!!! NAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*Turns to stone*
Just joshin'.
I'd totally hit it.
- Leon Trotsky, Last Will & Testament
February 27, 1940
roflmao
ciarin.com
I thought so too. I didn't want to jump to conclusions though. The way she talks about certain things I always asumed she was average or less than attractive.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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I agree with this list 20%
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
MySpace
Oh, me me me me me me me me me. Since everyone's posting their picture...
Our revels now are ended. These our actors, | As I foretold you, were all spirits, and | Are melted into air, into thin air; | And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, | The cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces, | The solemn temples, the great globe itself, - Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve, | And, like this insubstantial pageant faded, | Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff | As dreams are made on, and our little life | Is rounded with a sleep. - Shakespeare
How did I not make this list? There was some guy/girl who came on here and said I was really ugly. What changed?
Saint Will: no gyration without funkstification.
fabulae! nil satis firmi video quam ob rem accipere hunc mi expediat metum. - Terence
He must think you're cute.
ciarin.com
Must be... I'd hit it...
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
MySpace
Goddammit, these anonymous haters have got to get some consensus! Am I hideous or not, you vacuous bunch of barely literate lobotomized bottom-feeding sewer-dwelling mental disasters?
Saint Will: no gyration without funkstification.
fabulae! nil satis firmi video quam ob rem accipere hunc mi expediat metum. - Terence
Aw. Spike's always there for me when I need an ego boost.
Saint Will: no gyration without funkstification.
fabulae! nil satis firmi video quam ob rem accipere hunc mi expediat metum. - Terence
I think your insides are ugly.
I was kind of hoping you were actually a kookaburra with typing skills. Turns out you're human.
I suppose that's okay.
...
Sigh.
Saint Will: no gyration without funkstification.
fabulae! nil satis firmi video quam ob rem accipere hunc mi expediat metum. - Terence
Of course my insides are ugly! I'm an atheist. That means that instead of a heart, I have a pump that moves a black ooze through my hardened veins to shriveled, barely functioning organs. Y'know, like Keith Richards.
Saint Will: no gyration without funkstification.
fabulae! nil satis firmi video quam ob rem accipere hunc mi expediat metum. - Terence
No prob Will. This is rapidly becoming a very funny post. To think it was possibly started by Matt makes it just that much better.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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While that was my intended point, I still feel that I would rate your particular insides poorly.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
MySpace
Does that mean you're great at math?
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
MySpace
Is it my terrible attitude? My love of the Classics? Meat eating? Wait: sawdust in the lungs.
It's the sawdust, isn't it?
Saint Will: no gyration without funkstification.
fabulae! nil satis firmi video quam ob rem accipere hunc mi expediat metum. - Terence
I think that's what the yellow armbands signify.
Saint Will: no gyration without funkstification.
fabulae! nil satis firmi video quam ob rem accipere hunc mi expediat metum. - Terence
You didn't know that she's actually Jessica Alba? I thought everyone knew that. That whole living-in-Ontario bit is just a cover.
Saint Will: no gyration without funkstification.
fabulae! nil satis firmi video quam ob rem accipere hunc mi expediat metum. - Terence
I didn't know... I'll have to be a lot nicer to her... or meaner if she's into that...
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
MySpace
I have a personal anecdote with some unexplained event that I you couldn't possibly understand.
Honestly in a normal situation I'd consider sawdust brownie points. I assume real men have insides that are made of dirt and sawdust like I'm told.
Is gravel close enough?
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
MySpace
Okay.
It's true. In my case, I have blue eyes, because I'm Canadian, and the dirt has a permafrost, which naturally colours the eyes an eerie bluish grey. That's to ward off enemies and attract 6-foot-tall celtic-looking redheads.
Wait, what's a "normal situation"?
Saint Will: no gyration without funkstification.
fabulae! nil satis firmi video quam ob rem accipere hunc mi expediat metum. - Terence
In this case "normal situation" would be all cases of inner ugliness I have previously encountered up until this point.
You would be the exception. This is not the same as claiming you are exceptional, so don't puff out that chest (which of course you can't because of all the sawdust).
Everyone these days attracts 6 foot tall celtic-looking redheads, but unlike you people don't go about it by adding it pointlessly to every discussion.
On another note - I have blue eyes too, but find it awkward that more men notice and compliment them than women.
Yes, though I'd prefer it to be a very fine sand-like gravel.
Well, that time you put a quarter in the machine, hoping that you'd have an opportunity to - as the name suggested - bop one of the fiendishly cackling moles... but then, somehow, you found yourself running across a nondescript landscape with a gigantic mole wielding a rubber mallet in hot pursuit?
That was not a normal situation.
...Am I helping yet?
- Leon Trotsky, Last Will & Testament
February 27, 1940
Wait, wait, wait. Stop absolutely everything.
Y'know what this thread needs? Evidence. Y'know what the best evidence for a person's potential ugliness is? Breasts.
Female members, I'm afraid - in the interest of making this thread 100% scientific - I'm going to have to ask you to remove your shirts and begin posting photos of yourselves sans shirt below (men are being discluded here because, well, we all know that men aren't really people).
We simply cannot judge who is ugly and who isn't until this important step has been done.
- Leon Trotsky, Last Will & Testament
February 27, 1940
LOL
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
MySpace
Lol.
Our revels now are ended. These our actors, | As I foretold you, were all spirits, and | Are melted into air, into thin air; | And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, | The cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces, | The solemn temples, the great globe itself, - Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve, | And, like this insubstantial pageant faded, | Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff | As dreams are made on, and our little life | Is rounded with a sleep. - Shakespeare
i knew i had a reason to let you persist among the living... thanks for reminding me! Well played
What Would Kharn Do?
A TELECASTER???!!? Awwww.... dude......
... um, do I know you or something? Did I offend you in some special way? Singling out my insides as though they may be the most exceptionally ugly of anyone you've met is now approaching the disturbing.
Jeez, I think it was just two other threads in however long I've been on this forum. Sue me - I love my girlfriend. You seem upset about ... something. And not amused at all by light humour.
Oh, I haven't had too many people compliment my eyes. Actually, I can't remember any, so you must be doing pretty well.
Saint Will: no gyration without funkstification.
fabulae! nil satis firmi video quam ob rem accipere hunc mi expediat metum. - Terence
Hold on!
If we are talking about inner ugliness, I just want to point out yet again that I am a conservative republican. For most of the people on this site, that should be “game over”. I pretty much win automatically on that account.
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I just KNOW!
I'm not singling you out by choice, but by FACT. I just can't support my claims. Don't blame me for your extra-ugly insides.
Haha! Oh, okay.
Saint Will: no gyration without funkstification.
fabulae! nil satis firmi video quam ob rem accipere hunc mi expediat metum. - Terence
There's a reason that I don't put a picture on here - I have ugly that would stop hearts.
I don't want to give Bobby Matt any more stroke pics.
"I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions."
— George Carlin
I thought by "inner ugliness" it was more like "smoker's lung" or a crystalized liver from too much drinking.
Yeah, why are you a conservative republican? Is it just a matter of not getting out enough?
Saint Will: no gyration without funkstification.
fabulae! nil satis firmi video quam ob rem accipere hunc mi expediat metum. - Terence
Me:
Inorite? I mentioned in a different post that I wanted to get a B.C Rich Warlock, but I can't see getting one when I have my Telecaster. It sounds good clean and distorted, and it suits my playing style (mostly ratm). My friend Jon, who helped pick it out, has offered to buy it at least 5 times...
This is a pic of the Warlock I want.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
MySpace
Game over man, game over.
And the order for inner ugliness is now...
1. Answers in Gene Simmons
2. MattShizzle
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
MySpace
Yeah, I'm voting Warlock, too. I don't think I've ever actually seen a Telecaster played that low.
[edit for spelling]
Saint Will: no gyration without funkstification.
fabulae! nil satis firmi video quam ob rem accipere hunc mi expediat metum. - Terence
I'm going to get one eventually. I was thinking of selling the tele to Jon for the money, but I just can't part with it. And what do you mean buy low?
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
MySpace