Oh boy..

Note that I'm switching the quote over to the attributable party, just so you don't think I'm directing this to you.

You.

I think almost everyone qualifies for this. I doubt that there's many people out there who have forgiven everything that's ever happened to them. I suppose it's possible though. If so, I guess the most accurate count of heaven's population can be found on South Park. I think the tally is 9 to 9 trillion or something.

Strange how having sex with the same sex is a ticket to hell, but fucking a sheep is a ok.

Here's a beauty. God is supposed to have made us, so it's his fault that we are "designed" to seek out multiple mates. Since god made us this way, and hasn't shown any evidence of his existence or will, it's hypocritical to punish us for it. Chalk this up as a reason to not believe in god, or to oppose him if he exists.

Ugh. A term that can apply to anything and everything under the sun, provided a point of view exists. Again, a reason to oppose god, not worship him. How about you clearly define wicked? Asshole.

Everyone has done this. It's too easy. You see something you like that doesn't belong to you, and you're guilty. We don't have nearly enough control over emotional response to prevent this. Again, it's gods fault.

Malice generally arises from "mistakes" in the "design" of the human brain. Therefore god wanted it that way. Therefore it can't be bad. Therefore, again, god is an asshole.

Only someone who has everything is capable of a lack of envy, and even then there's always something that someone doesn't have(ie: the moon, sol, etc.) 

I guess this also goes to the South Park hypothesis of heaven's population.

Yay, it's only bad if we kill other people. It's perfectly allright to kill anything that isn't human. But wait! What about self defense? Murder is quite clearly defined as the killing of a human being by a human being. Therefore, even self defense is murder. Therefore, according to god, one should lie down and die before raising arms in self defense. Yet another example of god being an asshole.

Lies and deceit are part of the self defense instinct of humanity. It is the first defense of yourself that you will have ever partaken in. Everyone has done it. As has every animal which communicates in any way. Therefore, everyone is going to hell. And most everything else that breathes too.

I had to google that one. I'm familiar with the scenario, though the terminology was new. This is the kind of thing that can screw you based on where you live. I remember growing up in Edmonton, Alberta. Maybe things are different now, but at the time, if you didn't like something or someone you said so to their face. THEN you could talk about it behind their back. Out in Ontario, it's different. It's ok if you never tell them personally. So based on where you were born and grow up, you either are or aren't going to hell. Fortunately we've already determined that there are enough of these qualifications that noone can live up to to say that everyone is going to hell, and gossip is irrelevant.

Few and far between, and entirely relegated to the believers. One cannot hate god if one doesn't recognize gods existence. So for all you atheists, you automatically qualify for heaven on this particular point. Too bad so many other points are kicking you to hell...

The Despiteful? Wtf? Don't you mean the spiteful? Idiots....

Everyone has some pride. And some pride is a good thing. Without it, one can lose motivation and self confidence. Which is hardly a good thing for society or the individual.

So much for the advertising industry...

I love this one. There being an omniscient and omnipotent god, god created evil and everything that can be put under the definition. There is nothing left to invent. Therefore only god can be guilty of this particular "sin".

Now that's just stupid. What if your parents tell you not to believe in god? Or to believe in a different one? Catch 22..

Didn't you say that already, in different words? In fact, is this entire posting not qualifying what breaking covenant is?

Here's a broad comment that needs to be narrowed down before it can be a qualifier of any kind.

There goes all of the mentally ill, despite being "designed" the way they are.

Now now, you just said pride was a no-no. Now you're going back on your words. One must be prideful and confident in ones religion to be righteous in the first place.

There goes anyone who thinks jesus is a god. And anyone who has put up an idol of jesus anywhere also qualifies. Same thing with god. Also, being a fan of any particular kind of fiction or non-fiction will fuck you up if it ever kept you from church or other religious duties. Even for a moment.

You already covered this, with the term above: "fornicators". Why are you saying it twice? Are you trying to confuse me by switching terminology?

Aha, another flaw of "design". How many times is god going to punish people for being what god made them to be? What a prick.

Thievery is as common and logical as lies. It is seen in animals of all kinds. Yet another impossible quality to live up to.

Then why does alcohol exist? God trying to tempt us off the path is he?

How amusing that the most common revilers are god worshippers?

Wow. We're getting into some pretty hard core specifics here. Why didn't god just write us a law book to work with? Obviously we're not capable of making our own. Oh....wait....

You're going to hell for being afraid? That's got to be the most ridiculous of all. Once again, we can tack this onto god for making us capable of fear in the first place. Not to mention putting us all into a world where listening to fear is the only way to survive.

Prove you're there and we'll believe. Don't prove it, and you've got nothing on us.

We're going after snow men now? Or do you mean the actual definition? If you mean the actual definition, then you just proved you aren't all loving after all.

Ah, now you're going after the prostitutes. Who you forbid from doing any work other than kitchen labour, even though you designed them to be the same as men in most aspects, and therefore they could never be happy staying in the kitchen. Just love the torture you've put into life. It's so fun.

Hey, finally something that NOTHING can qualify for. Even god wouldn't be using sorcery, he's got omnipotence right? Since sorcery isn't possible with humanity, it's nothing to worry about.

You mentioned this one too. It's just as self destructive for your side now as it was the first time I took it out.