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Proof god exist

( a + bn )/n = x

 

Just came out in Annales Acta Mathematica. It's not electronic, so don't bother asking for a link.


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I don't get it. How does

I don't get it. How does this prove that God exists? Which variable is God? Lol.

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 That's an awesome proof.

 That's an awesome proof. It's really a QED.

God really IS made of invisible Cheetos. I'm so glad we settled this.

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exp[i*pi]=-1 After

exp[i*pi]=-1

 

After discovering that Euler, thought it was evidence for God.

 


 

 


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Cpt_pineapple

Cpt_pineapple wrote:

exp[i*pi]=-1

After discovering that Euler, thought it was evidence for God.

It's evidence for awesome, that's what it is. I love that equation.

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Welcome

shylock wrote:

( a + bn )/n = x

 

Just came out in Annales Acta Mathematica. It's not electronic, so don't bother asking for a link.

        I noticed it was your first post so welcome to the forums.

        Did you know that  2 + 2 =  4,  and if you add on letters and symbels it will still equal 4.  It does not equal a god.  Now could you elaborate upon why your equation does equal some kind of a god?

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Quote:God Exists!The famed

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God Exists!

The famed encylopedist Denis Diderot was once invited to visit the Russian Court by the empress, Catherine the Great. To the embarrassment of his host and the rest of the court, he promptly launched into an animated defense of atheism. Reluctant to muzzle her guest directly, Catherine hatched a cunning plan. Diderot was informed that a learned mathematician had discovered an algebraical demonstration of the existence of God and would present it before the Court, if he wished to hear it.  Diderot naturally consented. The mathematician Leonhard Euler duly appeared and gravely declared: "Monsieur, (a + bn)/n = x, therefore God exists!" The upshot? Diderot, entirely unschooled in algebra, was rendered speechless; peals of laughter erupted around the room; Diderot, greatly embarassed, asked for permission to return to France; and Catherine gratefully bid him adieu.

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My good sir:Let me here

My good sir:

Let me here present you with definitive evidence that God does not exist:

 

"Gud eksisterer ikke fordi jeg siger det"

 

Now, since this will likely render you speechless, unless you speak Danish, then I will consider this a win.

 

You might counter, " well how can I argue against it, if I don't understand it? "

 

Well, Danish, unlike mathematics is not a universal language, so it is not reasonable to ask you to accept what I say, when you can't understand it, but then again I could just counter: "well specific languages are not universal, but language is universal: we all speak. You could just learn Danish, if you want to understand my argument. My words in Danish above correspond to words in English that you do understand, so you have the capasity to understand it, if only you'd bother to learn Danish."

 

But just to maybe help me along just everso slightly, might I ask you:

 

What is a?

What is bn?

What is n?

What is x?

 

If you are indeed serious in your presentation of this argument, then please provide that context.

Otherwise, how can you propose to have argued anything?

 

I am not well schooled in mathematics, and it is possible, perhaps even likely that I won't understand the above equation if you provide the context, but even so do you not think that it is rather unreasonable of you, to expect me to say: "I don't understand that, so therefore it must be true" ?

 

By that logic, you ought to accept my argument, because you don't understand it, even though if you bother to check you'll find that it means: "God does not exist because I say so".

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Cpt_pineapple

Cpt_pineapple wrote:

exp[i*pi]=-1

After discovering that Euler, thought it was evidence for God. 

Oh, hahaha.

 

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Easy to counter.g+L=A

Easy to counter.

g+L=A

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G.O.D = D.O.G.

Where G, O, and D are unassigned variables of unknown value.

GxOxD = DxOxG everytime

therefore

God is a dog.

I used spot remover on him.

Now he is gone.

Who would want to finish what they have said with the same thing everytime?


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butterbattle wrote:I don't

butterbattle wrote:

I don't get it. How does this prove that God exists? Which variable is God? Lol.

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For all those such as

For all those such as Nikolaj who have commited fingers to keyboard in a serious response to the OP, you got fooled. This is a joke. As someone else has already pointed out, this was an anecdotal exchange between Euler (the man in the OP's avatar) and Diderot, in which Euler declared that (a+bn)/n=x, therefore God exists, and Diderot could not. Of course, (a+bn)/n=x means nothing until the equation's constants and variables are stated and the domain is specified, not that this has anything to do with the existence of God.

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