How many chromosomes did Jesus have?
Offline If Jesus was born of a virgin, how many chromosomes did he have in his cells?
If he had a full set of 46 chromosomes, where did the other half come from? If he only had 23, well, he wouldn't be human. If he had a full set, they couldn't have come from Joseph... unless somehow God decided to take some of his chromosomes and artificially insiminate Mary.
Of coures, the thought of Joseph masturbating for God kind of disturbs me. But wait, maybe he didn't. Maybe...
Nevermind. I just had an image of Joseph recieving a holy hand job from heaven. Somehow I doubt this given Christianity's dogmatic hatred of homosexuality. Still, if this were true, I wonder if God's classification of perfection in every way also describes his hand job skills. Way to go Joseph!
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"Over 20,000?! Even Master Yoda doesn't have a count that high!"
Enlightened Atheist, Gaming God.
Well, they say that a girl can get preggers from dry-humping. However, back 2,000 years ago, the contemporary view of virginity really meant a woman who was not married, not one who had never done the nasty. Either way, I canst my vote for the normal 23 pairs.
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"Over 9000!!!!!!!!!!"
-Triften
Maybe Mary's chomosones just kind of doubled. Maybe its 0, I mean he is magical after all.
"THAT MUCH POWER!!!!??????"
about three fiddy.
Well, he was born over 100 years ago...
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