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If Jesus did exist, I would hope this was true...

Posted on: November 26, 2008 - 9:33am

MichaelMcF

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If Jesus did exist, I would hope this was true...

Posted on: November 26, 2008 - 4:33pm #1

Wonderist

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That's bloody brilliant. It

That's bloody brilliant. It puts a whole new spin on "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?"

I can just imagine what a real Jesus might have been like:

Jesus: "Hey guys, stop being such dicks and be nice to each other."

Humans: "Fuck off, asshole!"

Jesus: "Really, if you do things my way, everything will work out better."

Humans: "Oh yeah? We'll see about that!" <hammers Jesus to a tree>

Jesus: "Arrgh! Dad! Why'd you send me to this fucking shithole!?!?"

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