Very fit ghosts caught on tape

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Very fit ghosts caught on tape

It seems that Kansas ghosts like to hang out and get fit. Cool, huh?

Stupid fucking ghosts. I don't even walk around the block, and here they are, getting all buff, setting the bar higher for us living folks.

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Prime example of

Prime example of spectrecise.

D'ya suppose they binge after workouts ?


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It's the Ghost of Unused

It's the Ghost of Unused Memberships!

On the darkest nights, if you listen very hard, you can hear her quiet lament: "I'll get to the spa tomorrow. Yes, tomorrow I'll start at the spa. But today: ice cream."

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Anybody else catch the

Anybody else catch the lights on in that footage?  Who wants to bet this is a publicity stunt for the business?

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Presumably the motion

Presumably the motion scanners track movement that would be coming from the ceiling, too? The 'orb' looks curiously familiar to a flashlight projection: someone could simply be waving a flashlight (which the motion sensors would pick-up) and just shining the beam down in the camera's field of view.

 

...Actually, looking at it again, I don't think they'd even need to be at the ceiling's height. Just standing outside the FoV of the camera anywhere on the floor would do it.

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I wonder how much it can

I wonder how much it can bench. 


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jmm wrote:I wonder how much

jmm wrote:

I wonder how much it can bench. 

 

As much as it is *inclined*  to.

(pun intended)


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Wonko wrote:jmm wrote:I

Wonko wrote:

jmm wrote:

I wonder how much it can bench. 

 

As much as it is *inclined*  to.

(pun intended)

HA! 

Those 'orbs' do look a little like the light from a flashlight. At least the owner said "there has to be a logical explanatin" ... her mother on the other hand "...it could be a spirit" ... really?

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Quote:... her mother on the

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... her mother on the other hand "...it could be a spirit"

Could be my right testicle. Might've be having an out-of-balls experience and just drifted their way.

You just never know.

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"Natasha has just come up to the window from the courtyard and opened it wider so that the air may enter more freely into my room. I can see the bright green strip of grass beneath the wall, and the clear blue sky above the wall, and sunlight everywhere. Life is beautiful. Let the future generations cleanse it of all evil, oppression and violence, and enjoy it to the full."

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Kevin R Brown

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... her mother on the other hand "...it could be a spirit"

Could be my right testicle. Might've be having an out-of-balls experience and just drifted their way.

You just never know.

That's just nuts.


 

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Kevin R Brown wrote:Could be

Kevin R Brown wrote:

Could be my right testicle. Might've be having an out-of-balls experience and just drifted their way.

You just never know.

As the mom said, "Nothing's impossible." Though I have to say, if it was your testicle, you might want to have it looked at; it looked all glowy and fuzzy. That can't be good.

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It was Chuck Norris. He

It was Chuck Norris. He worked out so fast you never saw him and  had sex with the manager all at the same time.


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Cpt_pineapple wrote:It was

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It was Chuck Norris. He worked out so fast you never saw him and  had sex with the manager all at the same time.

I don't have any grand opinion on Norris, but a lady friend looking over my shoulder just now said, "Yeah, and maybe he taught a thespian class too. Oh wait a minute.... he has no class and he certainly can't act."

'Twas funny to me... I had to include it.