Which is more offensive to Christians
Posted on: July 26, 2008 - 4:10pm
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Which is more offensive to Christians
Which of these sentences would offend the average or the fundie Christian the most?
1. God and the Holy Spirit are gay partners who love to cum in each others mouth.
2. Jesus enjoys it when Satan fucks him up the ass.
3. Bibles should be recycled into toilet paper, tompon stuffing and porno magazines.
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I think if I posted flyers with cartoons of these carachters fullfilling these acitons on car windshields it would unleash a shit storm. That Cosmo Cavallero (sp) got in trouble over a full size chocolate jesus.
Holy crack cocaine, some people here need to lighten the hell up. Dumb, adolescent, slap-stick toilet humor is fun. Fun is good. I'm looking at you, person who I'm looking at! Don't be such a wet towel!! Wet towels get mouldy!!
Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up first.
Oh, I'm not saying I didn't laugh. I'm not excluding myself from the "unintelligent, immature" label. I just thought it was a bit much for him to suggest that he'd waged a full-scale war on the Christian right. I was half way being facetious anyway.
I just think it's hilarious picturing the Satan from South Park fucking up the ass the typical picture of Jesus that fundies like to have that in no way would resemble what Jesus would have looked like if he actually existed.
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a Jewish friend of mine stated that the Jewish stance on Jesus was that he did exist, but wasn't an anointed one, and that Mary was either raped by a Roman or was a prostitute that got knocked up by a Roman. Kinda hard to be a Jewish teacher and half Roman at a time when Jewish Nationalism was such a rabid cause.
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The second one is interesting (though I believe Jesus was nonexistant and mythical.) His momma was a hoe. Jesus was a trickbaby!
Maybe the Holy Spirit just pimped her out to a Roman - since ghosts can't impregnate. Mary was not a virgin. She was the fourth member of the trinity (quadrinity?) - the Holy Hoe.
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I wasn't referring to you, It was this other person who was being a right plonker.
I'll make sure the plonker gets your message, Jello. Though from your nondescript description of him or her I think they might be on to something, myself.
I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
Didn't Jesus decend into hell for the weekend so you won't have to go for all eternity? He endured all the torture us athiests will be getting for eternity. So maybe this included being butt fucked by Satan.
Taxation is the price we pay for failing to build a civilized society. The higher the tax level, the greater the failure. A centrally planned totalitarian state represents a complete defeat for the civilized world, while a totally voluntary society represents its ultimate success. --Mark Skousen
or maybe he was gay, and had a nut for Satan, then it wouldn't have been torture. Lilith, on the other hand...
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