This is from a Skype discussion that Loc, stuntgibbon and mysel were having today, during which something absolutely astonishing occurred:

...We then realized that our philosophical discussion must have been heard by our creator, and he had revealed himself to us! It was amazing!

I cannot explain this fully, as I believe that GNKANOP is outside our realm of common knowledge, but it is clear that He has been revealed to us. Loc did not intent on writing his name, or anything sensible at all, yet it was written there anyway! Our onyl explanation is that, in fact, GNKANOP wrote his revelation through Loc, for us to see and benefit from! The divine inspiration then took root in all three of us. Soon, the Laws of GNKANOP were laid out plainly for all to see - immortalized in the modern digital medium:

1. Thous shalt NEVER use proper grammar and spelling.It is an abomination unto GNKANOP

2. GNKANOP says no ridin' dirty.

3. IQ's over 50 are an abmination

4. using original arguments is an abomination

5. Thou shalt talk to the rinewyrms, but thou must never have spaken to an aversaurian, for they are an abomination unto GNKANOP

6. thou shalt have wars

7. Thou shalt not have taken a single yoth or shootle from GNKANOP, for the yoths and shootles are His. If someone should be said to have taken a yoth or shootle unto his house, then put them to death.

8. Masturbate every day

9. if you do not...you will be placed in a LAKE OF ETERNAL JIZZ

10. All who shouldst denounce the wisdom of GNKANOP, your God and maker, are of the aversaurian, and bring them before me and spill all of their bodily fluids.

11:leave the damn goats alone

12. Thou shalt take a goat underneath you in the name of GNKANOP, but not in the name of thy wife, nor the name of any other God, for GNKANOP is a jealous God.

13. Thou shalt beget every morning, except on the 24th morning, for begeting on the 24th morning is an abomination unto GNKANOP.

14:Thou shalt have baguettes every saturday,for it is GNKANOP's holy day

15:thou shalt consume alcohol,and lots

While somewhat random, and a little unusual, these commandments make perfect sense if you understand GNKANOP the way I do. Of course, not each of us has agreed precisely how the word of GNKANOP has been interpreted, or how we should promote our revelation...:

...But really, this only further solidifies my confidence in the perfect revelation, since us three imperfect human beings obvioously could not fully understand it. Only know it, in our hearts.

Consider:

 - In all the Earth's time, no single person has yet refuted the existence of GNKANOP, or proved He does not exist.

 - If you don't obey the laws of GNKANOP, and He is real, you will spend all of eternity in a giant lake of jizz! How can you take that risk?

 - It is likely that, in fact, GNKANOP created 4 universes prior to our own (according to expert analysis from stuntgibbon). Do you know how much energy it takes to create a universe? A LOT! GNKANOP must be immensely powerful in order to do that - likely infinitely powerful - but the fact that you and I are allowed to grace his presence despite his immeasureable power is proof of his love for us and how much he wants us to stay on the true path - not bathe forever in the lake of jizz.

 - Do you know what an aversaurian is? Don't you think you should find out? What about a shootle or a yoth? These are questions that demand serious consideration and answering!

 - GNKANOP was revealed to *3 different people* at once! Do you know what that means?  It means he is everywhere at once!

I know what you're asking yourself. 'What does this all mean'?

Simply, it means you should forget your troubles, and put your faith in GNKANOP. He answers any and all requests - but not always with a yes. We have done extensive thinking on this subject, and determined that GNKANOP will always answer a prayer with 'Yes', 'No' or 'Maybe next Tuesday'.

Believe in GNKANOP! His word is catching-on fast! We even already have our first testimonial from an outside observer:

GNKAmen!