What they say, what they mean.

Sapient's picture

Just for fun. Feel free to respond with your own...

They say: You're just angry at god.
They mean: I'm angry at you for not believing in God.

They say: I'll pray for you.
They mean: Screw you and I'm going to talk to myself to convince myself that god exists.

They say: What if I'm right? What have you got to lose?
They mean: I've already lost, please join me to reinforce my delusions.

They say: You're gonna burn in hell.
They mean: I'm so scared of Yahweh that I believe out of fear.

They say: I could never live without God.
They mean: I'm so used to being deluded I couldn't imagine ever being honest with myself.

They say: Evolution is just a theory.
They mean: The school system has failed me.

They say: The bible has never been proven wrong
They mean: I've never read the bible

They say: Jesus...
They mean: Dionysus...

They say: Christmas....
They mean: Saturnalia...

They say: You can't prove God doesn't exist.
They mean: I can't prove God exists.

- Brian Sapient


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They say: You're just angry

They say: You're just angry at god.
They mean: You really know god is around, but you don't like him.

They say: I'll pray for you.
They mean: Something is wrong with you so I'm going to talk to myself about it.

They say: What if I'm right? What have you got to lose?
They mean: I am right, now join me. (BRAINS!!!!!)

They say: You're gonna burn in hell.
They mean: I hate you and need to somehow connect it to my religion.

They say: I could never live without God.
They mean: I'm so used to being deluded I couldn't imagine ever being honest with myself. [sapient I couldn't do better]

They say: Evolution is just a theory.
They mean: I don't know what a theory is, but evolution is wrong.

They say: The bible has never been proven wrong
They mean: I haven't read the bible or if I have I was blinded by faith.

They say: Jesus...
They mean: Superman (I are fanboy)

They say: You can't prove God doesn't exist.
They mean: I can't prove God exists. [again sapient I can't do better]

They say: Praying works!!!
They mean: I think it works because I can't deal with the reality that I can't everything.

They say: God is love...
They mean: I can't clearly define god so I'll give you an analogy that makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

They say: Atheist are fools. / Atheist have no morals. / Atheist worship the devil. / Atheist just don't want to follow the rules. / [Random misconceptions]
They mean: I don't understand atheists

They say: God doesn't like violence (think pope)
They mean: I need to re-read the bible.

They say: They weren't a true [insert belief system] because they did something bad.
They mean: My religion can do no wrong and it would look bad if someone who follows my beliefs does something wrong so they can't be following it.

aiia's picture

They say: Obey god's

They say: Obey god's law.
They mean: Do what believers tell you to do or else.