Was Jesus's shit holy?

digitalbeachbum's picture

I was wondering if the words 'holy crap' came from Jesus. Maybe that is the proof we need to prove Jesus was real? I mean where else would a term like that come from? Holy shit!

Also, if Jesus was so amazing, would like one bowel movement fertilize hundreds of acres of crops? For that matter, was his pee holy too? Imagine all the clothes you could clean with just one drop of his pee.

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 He he, you are such a big

 He he, you are such a big meanie, cussing and all. And because you blapshemed religion and cussed while doing so you are evil. You deserve to be arrested for that. And don't get upset if a Christian punches you for offending them. If Islam has the right to get violent over being offended, so do Christians.

 

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^Brian making shit up again

^Brian making shit up again

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digitalbeachbum's picture

Brian37 wrote: He he, you

Brian37 wrote:

 He he, you are such a big meanie, cussing and all. And because you blapshemed religion and cussed while doing so you are evil. You deserve to be arrested for that. And don't get upset if a Christian punches you for offending them. If Islam has the right to get violent over being offended, so do Christians.

 

I know you are being silly but could you be silly and stick to the subject of holy shit?

Vastet's picture

 Tbh, I suspect that it is

 Tbh, I suspect that it is a much older phrase than any religion practised today. The exact spelling and pronounciation will have changed significantly over the centuries, but the concept is so simple and so effective that it has probably been around as long as people have been speaking.

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Vastet wrote: Tbh, I

Vastet wrote:

 Tbh, I suspect that it is a much older phrase than any religion practised today. The exact spelling and pronounciation will have changed significantly over the centuries, but the concept is so simple and so effective that it has probably been around as long as people have been speaking.

I thought so too. However I still wonder if Jesus's shit was holy and if it had special magical properties. Think of the millions of starving people who would be able to grow crops on land previously unusable.