He opens a science book, places his **** on the page that he opened to, and then gently closes the book on his ****.  Then he slowly slides his **** back and forth whilst chanting, "Oh science!  Oh science!"  His speed accelerates, until finally the **** comes pouring out. 

Mod edit: Look at me! I'm a troll. Watch me make a complete ass of myself. 

 So what kind of **** do you think **** has?

I know it's really hairy, as you can tell by his beard that he enjoys body hair.  

But do you think it's circumcised?  

Mod edit: I'm a troll! The atheists wouldn't listen to me, so I'm throwing tantrums like a five year old!

300 dollars for an hour of time with one? Is the economy this bad?

 This is the official thread where we discuss Bob Spence's personal life.  

Somebody throw out a topic.

I noticed that anytime I attempt to broach the subject of sex or women with Bob Spence, he refuses to respond.  

I'm just curious...

Has Bob Spence ever been married?  Does he have kids?  Has he ever kissed a woman?  Has he ever seen a naked woman?

Or does he love men?

Mod edit: Am I here to have productive discussions? Do I actually care if I learn something? Or am I just a troll?

 I have to admit, I've been to several discussion boards involving the issue of theism vs. atheism, and I must say that this website contains the dumbest group of people I've ever seen.  At Dr. Craig's discussion board at Reasonablefaith.org, the atheists there are so much more intelligent.  The same applies at Matt Slick's CARM website.  

With that in mind, who do you all think is the most intelligent atheist here?  Pick someone and I'll be willing to debate that person one-on-one.  As I easily defeat that person, I will show that the Rational Responders are the bottom of the barrel when it comes to internet atheists.

EDIT IN BY MOD: The highly intelligent troll starts immature trollish threads about peoples personal lives: http://www.rationalresponders.com/forum/30565

Found in the approval queue. Have fun!

Absolutely not. An atheist cannot define love. They borrow Christian thinking like Dan Barker does on ethics, but consistent atheism would say that love is a brain squirt of a chemical reaction in the brain. So if your kids give you a hug, that's not really love. Just a chemical reaction.

Since consistent atheists cannot love, they cannot fall in love. Rather they hate. In fact, consistent atheists like Mao, committed so many hate crimes, but he was just being consistent as an atheist.

This is why atheists are stupid. They know they love there child via being created in the image of God. They supress this and kill it by removing all meaning and worth. They're like that king, everything would turn to gold, with atheism everything would turn to death.

Atheism cannot answer any of life's questions. When amatuers atheists here this, they play dead by saying, oh atheism isn't a system. It's not a belief system or a worldview.

Only Christianity provides a meaning and purpose for love. When you hug  your children or pour wine for your romantic love, there's something there. It's not empty nothingness.

An atheist is like a golfball that can't get in the hole. It knows about love but to be consistent would be a lack of love lol. Not a denial but a lack of lol.

Quit ripping off Chrisitnaity. be consisent in yoru atheism. Have a worthless kind of love for your kids. I'm sur ethey'd appreciate that. No wonder Anton LaVey castrated his son. He too was an atheist.

Respectfully,

Jean Chauvin (Jude 3).

WHY AM I AN ATHEIST???

Well, let's be honest. To be an atheist would mean you're very selfish. There are no rules, kind of like anarchy. Yeah, there are rules of the govenment but not rules philosophical speaking. So if i want to be consistent as an atheist, i could technically stab my grandmother and call it a day.

Also i'm an atheist so nobody can hold me accountable. I can be an asshole and it's like, oh you're an atheist, that's okay. Or you can murder your family. You're be arrested, but you won't feel bad, i'm an atheist. Oh okay.

Another reason why I'm an atheist is because of an ego trip. Yeah, i can be extremely arrogant. When people notice this about me, what do i say? I remind them, hey i'm an atheist, and their like, oh, please continue

Yet another reason would be pride. I can be very proud and not humbling.

And yet again, i can steal. I can't push old ladies on the street and steal her groceries and purse. And run. There's no reason for me to feel guilty at all. Why is that? i'm an atheist remember.

Also, i get to target the weak Christians. The strong ones let's leave them alone.

And finally i get to be a hypocrite. I get to claim logic on the street and deny it in the classroom.

It's so fun being an atheist. No morals or ethics. No meaning or purpose in life. No sense of beauty or objective love. I don't have to love my children. Since loving my kids are just brain squirts in my head. They're not real. When my daughter gives me a hug, my head squirts, that's all.

Hello,

So i've been pretty sick lately. Please hold the jokes. I've missed you guys. Found out my nephew is a Luciferian yesterday. And here I am. So let's do the moondance, i know you guys missed me.

You've probably had whimpy stupid Chrisitans on here getting their asses kicked. Like I've said before. Christianity today is weak feminism. Basically, pick on somebody your own side. If Sapient would have debated me instead of Kirk and Ray they would have been inhaling smoke.

Listening to the pet shop boys. I think they're fags, but good music.

Let's get you atheists bloody noises again. Nobody can keep up with my intelligence as a Chrisitan as long as you're an atheist.

But I am dying. Probably spelled that wrong. Maybe 1 or 2 years left. At least i'm a hero right? So while i'm here, and while i know i'm going to heaven, let's fight. My last breath will be praising Jesus in the hearts of the wicked on this site. Despite my pain and PTSD, Glorty to God Alone.

Respectfully,

Jean Chauvin (Jude 3).