Pagan in a box.
I was clicking random internet aids this morning. For some reason a lot of my favorate sites have religious aids and I click on the interesting ones. You know the kind are like "PROOF FOR GOD!" or "HERE IS JESUS!" or "THEIST SLUTS XXX!" Ok I made up the last one, but it might be interesting to see that kind of porn.
Anyway, I clicked on titled "Pagan Religion Secrets" and it lead to this.
I would have called it Pagan In a Box, but they have a fancy name of course...
It starts off by saying, "You have been guided here today for a reason. That reason will become clear as I tell you the amazing story about the power inside you..." Like I haven't heard that shit before
It goes into how this person used "magick" spells and got a husband and kids and a dog and protection and to get money. On the last one she is VERY correct. She is using spells to get money, but only because she is selling them...
Apperently Paganism is the magic magick drug to cure anything and everything from love problems to health. It even helps with weight loss. It isn't hard for me to think of one of those con men saying, "STEP RIGHT UP, GET YOUR PAGAN IN A BOX TODAY! COME ON DON'T BE SHY!"
1.The World-Renowned Uri Geller uses Magick energies to bend spoons and other metal objects without touching them.
I don't think this person has heard of James Randi
2.The U.S. government spends $70,000,000 a year on "psychic" research. Psychics are used by the FBI and CIA to solve major crimes, locate missing people, find missing planes, and more! Psychics use the same hidden energies that make Magick possible.
If that is the case someone need to crack some skulls and get money spent on real projects.
3.There are thousands of regular people that use the "6th sense" (ESP) to see future events. Even scientists agree that ESP deserves careful study. ESP uses the same energies as Magick.
Either those scientist are psudoscientist or they are telling the psudoscientist to do it carefully...
4.Magick energies come out of your blood, fingertips, nose, and eyes. They can kill yeast and other micro-organisms in 5 minutes – proven by Professor Otto Rahn at Cornell University.
The site doesn't cite this of course, but there was an Otto Rahn at Cornell who was in that field. As to how this person got the idea Rahn proved magic comes out of my fingers, nose, and eyes I don't know. My first question would be, "Is there some sort of energy vortex formed when I pick my nose? If so what kind of effect would there be if some one is looking at someone who is picking their bloody nose?" Yes, gross, but someone is suggesting we have magic magick enegry coming out of our eyes.
5.Wicca is the fastest growing religion in North America and is based on Magick. It is recognized as a valid religion by the U.S. Constitution. The rights of Wiccans are fully protected.
LOL she has to narrow it down soooooo much to make this statement. While it would take someone pretty damn ignorant to think Wicca isn't protect by the first amendment I guess if your selling to dumbasses you'll have to say it...
It also talks about how it doesn't work for a lot of people and they give up too early implying their "prayer" just hasn't been answered yet. Says there is other info, but of course you need to buy it here. Throws in a bunch of tesomonals and explains how it isn't evil.
Was $397 now $297...
I wonder if people try to do this kind of thing with other minority religions. I wonder if I should make an "Atheist 'N Box" for all those people who think its a religion