Noah's Ark - A Floating Lie

We've all heard of Noah and his ark, and the story of how every animal in the world was saved from God's wrath by floating above the floodwaters. This video tells how rediculously impossible this claim is, even thought there have been serious claims otherwise!

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What about the plants? Oh

What about the plants? Oh won't somebody think of the plants!?

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We all know the real reason

We all know the real reason that there are no unicorns today: they didn't make it onto the ark.

I'd like to know, did Noak take just 2 dogs, or 2 of each breed of dog? Same for cats, monkeys, snakes, rabbits, horses, etc etc etc.

Where did Noah store everything he would need to feed each type of animal? What about fresh drinking water for all the critters?

Did he make a special trip to get a couple of pandas? Did he mail order a couple of koalas? What about penguins and polar bears? Getting elephants and buffalo onto the ark must have been a bitch.

What did Noah do about all the droppings?

Did Noah have lots of birdcages on board? After all, the trees would have been under water.

Come to think of it, did Noah take 2 of each kind of fish on the ark or were the fish on their own in the floodwater? If that's the case, how did he deal with freshwater fish vs saltwater fish? Sharks? Jellyfish? Whales???

All common sense and logic aside, the story of Noah and the Ark cannot possibly be true because no one in their right mind would have taken the mosquitos, ants, roaches and spiders.

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don't you need more then two

don't you need more then two ants to start a hive? Plus isn't there something about DNA and how there needs to be a good size gene pool to have something stable?

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"I wouldn't tap that ass for

"I wouldn't tap that ass for all of the BooBerry cereal...."

Comedic Genius.

Of course, I wouldn't have a problem with a purple-skinned chick. lol.

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Bill Cosby - Noah's

Bill Cosby - Noah's Ark:

Noah gathering animals for the ark:

Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. - Seneca

Too funny

Too funny

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— George Carlin

why is it that the human

why is it that the human race is at the end or beginning of the evolutionary chain yet we think we have all the answers.

I mean you have to understand that the information that you are reading or have read has been tampered with. in the scriptures jesus and other prophets explained how they were against the enemy, so i can understand how they would have to speak metaphoricaly.

at the same time that time the language was very different. you are interpreting a thousand year old text like you're talking to your friend.

why does the ark have to be a boat, and why does it have to collect live animals, and not sample tissue and cells.

500 hundred years ago people would have thought you crazy if you had hinted to the fact that we can clone humans from a cell.

yet the cuniform text of the ancient sumarians goes into detail how they created humans in a genetic laboratory.

now today we all know that humans can be cloned. the interesting thing is that humans got the knowledge from the same old text and have been researching it for hundreds of years.

in light of this and all the alien information coming out now do you really think that noah had a boat.  i know what the story says i also know that there are parts of the bible that you will never see because they are locked up in the vatican. what would make a man lock up part of gods words and release others unless he had something to gain..

listen any animal after 40

listen any animal after 40 days on a boat or anything of the sort, would have killed each other its just natural way of life for them  theres no way they all got along in perfect harmony, its just a bunch of lies that relgion has to brainwash the world!!!!

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Susan wrote:We all know the

Susan wrote:
We all know the real reason that there are no unicorns today: they didn't make it onto the ark. I'd like to know, did Noak take just 2 dogs, or 2 of each breed of dog? Same for cats, monkeys, snakes, rabbits, horses, etc etc etc. Where did Noah store everything he would need to feed each type of animal? What about fresh drinking water for all the critters? Did he make a special trip to get a couple of pandas? Did he mail order a couple of koalas? What about penguins and polar bears? Getting elephants and buffalo onto the ark must have been a bitch. What did Noah do about all the droppings? Did Noah have lots of birdcages on board? After all, the trees would have been under water. Come to think of it, did Noah take 2 of each kind of fish on the ark or were the fish on their own in the floodwater? If that's the case, how did he deal with freshwater fish vs saltwater fish? Sharks? Jellyfish? Whales??? All common sense and logic aside, the story of Noah and the Ark cannot possibly be true because no one in their right mind would have taken the mosquitos, ants, roaches and spiders.

 

Awnser to all of the above:

It was a miracle!

Duh!

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