Noah's Ark - A Floating Lie
We've all heard of Noah and his ark, and the story of how every animal in the world was saved from God's wrath by floating above the floodwaters. This video tells how rediculously impossible this claim is, even thought there have been serious claims otherwise!
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What about the plants? Oh
What about the plants? Oh won't somebody think of the plants!?
We all know the real reason
We all know the real reason that there are no unicorns today: they didn't make it onto the ark.
I'd like to know, did Noak take just 2 dogs, or 2 of each breed of dog? Same for cats, monkeys, snakes, rabbits, horses, etc etc etc.
Where did Noah store everything he would need to feed each type of animal? What about fresh drinking water for all the critters?
Did he make a special trip to get a couple of pandas? Did he mail order a couple of koalas? What about penguins and polar bears? Getting elephants and buffalo onto the ark must have been a bitch.
What did Noah do about all the droppings?
Did Noah have lots of birdcages on board? After all, the trees would have been under water.
Come to think of it, did Noah take 2 of each kind of fish on the ark or were the fish on their own in the floodwater? If that's the case, how did he deal with freshwater fish vs saltwater fish? Sharks? Jellyfish? Whales???
All common sense and logic aside, the story of Noah and the Ark cannot possibly be true because no one in their right mind would have taken the mosquitos, ants, roaches and spiders.
Rational Responders - atheist, atheism, agnostic.
don't you need more then two
don't you need more then two ants to start a hive? Plus isn't there something about DNA and how there needs to be a good size gene pool to have something stable?
"I wouldn't tap that ass for
"I wouldn't tap that ass for all of the BooBerry cereal...."
Comedic Genius.
Of course, I wouldn't have a problem with a purple-skinned chick. lol.
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Bill Cosby - Noah's
Bill Cosby - Noah's Ark:
Noah gathering animals for the ark:
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. - Seneca
Too funny
Too funny
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