I COULD EZLEY RUN YOU IN CIRCLES (you respond)

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----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: <~+~>SAINT VINSENT ~.'.~
Date: Apr 1, 2007 2:56 PM

Jan 3 2007 8:05A

TO :::: RATIONAL RESPONSE SQUAD ,WHOS GOT THEE TIME ? TO ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS ? I COULD EZ TOO AND I COULD EZLEY RUN YOU IN CRICLES ON & UNDER ANY THEROY PERTAINING TO ANY SUBJECT YOU GOT !!!!!!!!! BUT YOUR BLIND AND CAN NOT HEAR THE VOICE OF GOD , PRAYER & REPENTANCE IS YOUR ONLY HOPE , THAT AND LIVING RIGHT THE BEST YOU CAN . HOWEVER I WILL SAY THIS .....THERE IS A DIFFERANCE IN RELIGION AND SPRIUTALALITY & A RELATIONSHIP WITH ~IN GOD ......& YOU DON'T HAVE TO BELIVE IN GOD , HE BELIVES IN YOU . AND REMEMBER THIS FOR YOU WILL NEVER FORGET IT (((( ACTS 4:12 ~ & HELL IS NO SMALL PRICE TO PAY

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I COULD EZ TOO AND I COULD EZLEY RUN YOU IN CRICLES ON

That gave me a good laugh.


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----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: <~+~>SAINT VINSENT ~.'.~ Date: Apr 1, 2007 2:56 PM Jan 3 2007 8:05A TO :::: RATIONAL RESPONSE SQUAD ,WHOS GOT THEE TIME ? TO ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS ? I COULD EZ TOO AND I COULD EZLEY RUN YOU IN CRICLES ON & UNDER ANY THEROY PERTAINING TO ANY SUBJECT YOU GOT !!!!!!!!! BUT YOUR BLIND AND CAN NOT HEAR THE VOICE OF GOD , PRAYER & REPENTANCE IS YOUR ONLY HOPE , THAT AND LIVING RIGHT THE BEST YOU CAN . HOWEVER I WILL SAY THIS .....THERE IS A DIFFERANCE IN RELIGION AND SPRIUTALALITY & A RELATIONSHIP WITH ~IN GOD ......& YOU DON'T HAVE TO BELIVE IN GOD , HE BELIVES IN YOU . AND REMEMBER THIS FOR YOU WILL NEVER FORGET IT (((( ACTS 4:12 ~ & HELL IS NO SMALL PRICE TO PAY

 Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. 

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If Jesus came to earth

If Jesus came to earth today and told me he'd grant me one wish, I'd ask him to please disable caps lock.

 

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Quote:

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:::: RATIONAL RESPONSE SQUAD ,WHOS GOT THEE TIME ? TO ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS ?


Ya, man!



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I COULD EZ TOO


What was the first bit? you said too, where is the first bit.



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AND I COULD EZLEY RUN YOU IN CRICLES ON & UNDER ANY THEROY PERTAINING TO ANY SUBJECT YOU GOT


What is a theroy?



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BUT YOUR BLIND AND CAN NOT HEAR THE VOICE OF GOD


What god, why don't you prove your god.



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THAT AND LIVING RIGHT THE BEST YOU CAN


We would like to live a good life, but idiots like you run around, and shove your religion in our faces.



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HOWEVER I WILL SAY THIS .....




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THERE IS A DIFFERANCE IN RELIGION AND SPRIUTALALITY & RELATIONSHIP WITH ~IN GOD


Look, just becuase vore turns you on, doesn't mean you have to share it with us.



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......& YOU DON'T HAVE TO BELIVE IN GOD


You idiots keep saying that, but you don't realize that you don't have to say anything if we don't have to believe in god.



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HELL IS NO SMALL PRICE TO PAY


God seems to think so. He would rather put people in hell, then do anything for once.

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----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: <~+~>SAINT VINSENT ~.'.~ Date: Apr 1, 2007 2:56 PM Jan 3 2007 8:05A TO :::: RATIONAL RESPONSE SQUAD ,WHOS GOT THEE TIME ? TO ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS ? I COULD EZ TOO AND I COULD EZLEY RUN YOU IN CRICLES ON & UNDER ANY THEROY PERTAINING TO ANY SUBJECT YOU GOT !!!!!!!!! BUT YOUR BLIND AND CAN NOT HEAR THE VOICE OF GOD , PRAYER & REPENTANCE IS YOUR ONLY HOPE , THAT AND LIVING RIGHT THE BEST YOU CAN . HOWEVER I WILL SAY THIS .....THERE IS A DIFFERANCE IN RELIGION AND SPRIUTALALITY & A RELATIONSHIP WITH ~IN GOD ......& YOU DON'T HAVE TO BELIVE IN GOD , HE BELIVES IN YOU . AND REMEMBER THIS FOR YOU WILL NEVER FORGET IT (((( ACTS 4:12 ~ & HELL IS NO SMALL PRICE TO PAY

Good one, almost had me there with that.  Good April Fools joke.

 

 

 

 

 

 

... wait, that was a serious email? 

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----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: <~+~>SAINT VINSENT ~.'.~ Date: Apr 1, 2007 2:56 PM Jan 3 2007 8:05A TO :::: ........BUT YOUR BLIND AND CAN NOT HEAR THE VOICE OF GOD , .........
Now that would be a miracle, are you saying you can hear god with your eyes? Tongue out

At any rate, sorry Vinsent but I don't hear anything. Maybe it's because the supernatural cannot make sound.

 

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Hambydammit wrote: If

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If Jesus came to earth today and told me he'd grant me one wish, I'd ask him to please disable caps lock. 


And Spellcheck.

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RationalResponseSquad wrote:
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----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: <~+~>SAINT VINSENT ~.'.~ Date: Apr 1, 2007 2:56 PM Jan 3 2007 8:05A TO :::: RATIONAL RESPONSE SQUAD ,WHOS GOT THEE TIME ? TO ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS ? I COULD EZ TOO AND I COULD EZLEY RUN YOU IN CRICLES ON & UNDER ANY THEROY PERTAINING TO ANY SUBJECT YOU GOT !!!!!!!!! BUT YOUR BLIND AND CAN NOT HEAR THE VOICE OF GOD , PRAYER & REPENTANCE IS YOUR ONLY HOPE , THAT AND LIVING RIGHT THE BEST YOU CAN . HOWEVER I WILL SAY THIS .....THERE IS A DIFFERANCE IN RELIGION AND SPRIUTALALITY & A RELATIONSHIP WITH ~IN GOD ......& YOU DON'T HAVE TO BELIVE IN GOD , HE BELIVES IN YOU . AND REMEMBER THIS FOR YOU WILL NEVER FORGET IT (((( ACTS 4:12 ~ & HELL IS NO SMALL PRICE TO PAY

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

 

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You are without doubt the

You are without doubt the most unsophisticated idiot ever to have the misfortune to stumble drunkenly across this website. You even lack the mental capacity to spell your own avatar correctly. It's St. Vincent. You sir, are clearly proof of evolution. You are proof that some people evolve much faster than others. Good day. Unless, of course, this is a ridiculous April Fools joke, which I hope it is lest I abandon any hope for humanity. If not, then everything I said still stands.

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Quote: TO :::: RATIONAL

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TO :::: RATIONAL RESPONSE SQUAD ,WHOS GOT THEE TIME ?

It's about 10:23 pm by my watch. Time for your meds, I'm guessing.

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TO ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS ?

Sure, here's one: Why do you put question marks? In the middle of? Sentences?

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I COULD EZ TOO AND I COULD EZLEY RUN YOU IN CRICLES ON & UNDER ANY THEROY PERTAINING TO ANY SUBJECT YOU GOT !!!!!!!!!

I theorize that you make crystal meth in your basement. Discuss.

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BUT YOUR BLIND

What was that you said about my blind? I put it over the window. It keeps the sun out of my eyes and stops the neighbors from seeing me naked. What's wrong with that. Oh wait, that's not what you meant.

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BUT YOUR BLIND AND CAN NOT HEAR THE VOICE OF GOD

Wait...Blind people can't hear? Wow, on top of everything else, huh?

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PRAYER & REPENTANCE IS YOUR ONLY HOPE , THAT AND LIVING RIGHT THE BEST YOU CAN .

I'll eat my wheaties for Jesus, I promise.

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HOWEVER I WILL SAY THIS .....THERE IS A DIFFERANCE IN RELIGION AND SPRIUTALALITY & A RELATIONSHIP WITH ~IN GOD ......

What if you have a spirtual relationship with god? What then? WHAT THEN?!?!

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YOU DON'T HAVE TO BELIVE IN GOD , HE BELIVES IN YOU . AND REMEMBER THIS FOR YOU WILL NEVER FORGET IT (((( ACTS 4:12 ~ & HELL IS NO SMALL PRICE TO PAY

Well, If I'm never going to forget this then I suppose I don't really have to try and remember it, do I?

 

Ok, The charade is over. That was definetly an april fools joke, right? Sapient? DarthJosh?....Anyone?

 

 

 

 

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I'd say something, but you

I'd say something, but you really need a fair grasp of the english language before you can argue using it, and this guy hasn't shown such a grasp.

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AARRGGHH!!! Why do you

AARRGGHH!!! Why do you persist to rape the english language? Americans, I order you to get up from your lazy fat McDonald asses and start properly educating the youth of your pathetic excuse of a country!


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MisterDax wrote: Americans,

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Americans,

Becuase you know, no one else speaks english 


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Well to be honest, you

Well to be honest, Americans make up the only culture in the world that mispells words like colour. Your understanding of it was flawed from the get go. Sticking out tongue

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Quote: Americans make up

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Americans make up the only culture in the world that mispells words like colour.

Blame old films and foreigners.

It's true, becuase America was the land of opperitunity and the first (One of the?) with silent film.

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I am sorry

I apologise for my rash and ignorant comment about americans and America. Every little irrational thing has been getting to me lately and seeing someone produce liguistic waste product of that magnitude just was too much.


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MisterDax wrote: I

MisterDax wrote:
I apologise for my rash and ignorant comment about americans and America. Every little irrational thing has been getting to me lately and seeing someone produce liguistic waste product of that magnitude just was too much.

It's okay, it's just the joke has gotten very old. 

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Americans make up the only culture in the world that mispells words like colour.

Blame old films and foreigners.

It's true, becuase America was the land of opperitunity and the first (One of the?) with silent film.

I've never heard someone give an explanation for it beyond arrogance before. I must thank you.

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I guess making my head spin

I guess making my head spin could count as running me in circles...

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This reminds me: I've been

This reminds me: I've been meaning to donate some books to the local elementary.


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This email is amazing. Give

This email is amazing. Give that kid a trophy.


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Well, he spelled a few words

Well, he spelled a few words right...


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This email is amazing. Give

This email is amazing. Give that kid a trophy.

A kid...you have no idea how much I wished that were true. According to his myspace, this guy is 37 years old. 

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A kid...you have no idea

A kid...you have no idea how much I wished that were true. According to his myspace, this guy is 37 years old.

 Wow that's sad. He types with all the zealousness of a televangelist...except he wants to run us in circles.

Landover couldn't make a better parody.


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I bet he was really fumeing

I bet he was really fumeing when he was typeing this.

 

That would explain THE UPPER CAPS.............. THE ABUSE OF!!!!! PUCTUATION!! 

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Connor wrote: A kid...you

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A kid...you have no idea how much I wished that were true. According to his myspace, this guy is 37 years old.

Uhhhh.  Do you think maybe he dropped out of school after the 4th grade so he could work full time at the church?

These emails really do amuse me.  Do these people really REALLY think they're going to make any kind of difference? 

If this guy thinks he can "ezley"* run us in circles, let's see him show some cajones and start some serious debate.  (After turning off his Caps Lock and doing a little Spellcheck, of course.) 

*That has absolutely GOT to be the worst case of misspelling I've seen in a long, long time. 

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(Un)Holy crap... And I

(Un)Holy crap... And I thought I had bad grammar and spelling skills... I don't understand even a third of what this guy wrote...

 

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I'm all for public things

I'm all for public things being made to accommodate those with disabilities, but on the internet there are some retards that should not have access ramps.....

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----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: <~+~>SAINT VINSENT ~.'.~ Date: Apr 1, 2007 2:56 PM Jan 3 2007 8:05A TO :::: RATIONAL RESPONSE SQUAD ,WHOS GOT THEE TIME ? TO ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS ? I COULD EZ TOO AND I COULD EZLEY RUN YOU IN CRICLES ON & UNDER ANY THEROY PERTAINING TO ANY SUBJECT YOU GOT !!!!!!!!! BUT YOUR BLIND AND CAN NOT HEAR THE VOICE OF GOD , PRAYER & REPENTANCE IS YOUR ONLY HOPE , THAT AND LIVING RIGHT THE BEST YOU CAN . HOWEVER I WILL SAY THIS .....THERE IS A DIFFERANCE IN RELIGION AND SPRIUTALALITY & A RELATIONSHIP WITH ~IN GOD ......& YOU DON'T HAVE TO BELIVE IN GOD , HE BELIVES IN YOU . AND REMEMBER THIS FOR YOU WILL NEVER FORGET IT (((( ACTS 4:12 ~ & HELL IS NO SMALL PRICE TO PAY

I don't think I would ever smile again if I read that whole thing, and I like smiling. 


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HealingBlight wrote: I'm

HealingBlight wrote:
I'm all for public things being made to accommodate those with disabilities, but on the internet there are some retards that should not have access ramps.....

That made me laugh out loud!

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Keep your cricles and

Keep your cricles and theroys to yourself.


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I LOL'd.


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Quote: PRAYER & REPENTANCE

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PRAYER & REPENTANCE IS YOUR ONLY HOPE , THAT AND LIVING RIGHT THE BEST YOU CAN .

 Sorry mate, I've got the "living right the best you can" part covered. So well, in fact, that I've opted to skip the prayer and repentance part. Thanks for the update on how to be human, though.