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From: amanda_jo_carter@yahoo.com
Sent: Tuesday, January 16, 2007 4:19 PM
Subject: [General Question] ....

You guys really have NO idea what you're talking about! You have NO idea
what you're getting yourselves into. One day when Jesus comes back you're
going to regret every single one of those doubts that ever went through
your head. Yoou don't have to believe in The Bible but just pretend it was
true. What if God did exist? You'd have no chance AT ALL! Do you have a
fettish for fire? If not. You might want to start working on it. You're
going to be spending a lot of time in it. Thank You for your time.

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From: amanda_jo_carter@yahoo.com
Sent: Tuesday, January 16, 2007 4:25 PM
Subject: [General Question] ...

Amanda Carter sent a message using the contact form at
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If you don't beliee in the bible then why do you even go the extra step to
deny the Holy Spirit? If you don't believe there is sin then why do you
make it a point to commit the ONE AND ONLY unforgiveable one?

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From: amanda_jo_carter@yahoo.com
Sent: Tuesday, January 16, 2007 4:58 PM
Subject: ...

I'm not going to say much. Only because you've already damned yourself to hell. I'm sorry about that by the way. I'm just going to say that I'm praying for you guys to realize one day before you die that God's real. It's not your fault either. If it was I'd probably hate you for trying to get everyone to believe that. It's Satan's fault. I do hate him. I hate him with everything that's in me. I'm going to be praying for all the non-believers out there that they wont commit to an eternity in hell yet, not until they have heard the Gospel. God bless you.
Amanda

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----- Original Message ----- From: amanda_jo_carter@yahoo.com Sent: Tuesday, January 16, 2007 4:19 PM Subject: [General Question] .... You guys really have NO idea what you're talking about! You have NO idea what you're getting yourselves into. One day when Jesus comes back you're going to regret every single one of those doubts that ever went through your head. Yoou don't have to believe in The Bible but just pretend it was true. What if God did exist? You'd have no chance AT ALL! Do you have a fettish for fire? If not. You might want to start working on it. You're going to be spending a lot of time in it. Thank You for your time.

Hi Amanda,

Actually, only the good people are going to be around to see Jesus come back. You didn't know?

Second, I don't have a fetish for fire, but I like me some chinese women. If everything in the bible is true, I will be in hell with a lot of chinese people since they don't believe in the same stuff as you.

With all those chinese people, I'm most likely going to find some chinese women, you better believe that.

Hell is going to be paradise, baby! 

 

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----- Original Message ----- From: amanda_jo_carter@yahoo.com Sent: Tuesday, January 16, 2007 4:25 PM Subject: [General Question] ... Amanda Carter sent a message using the contact form at http://www.rationalresponders.com/contact. If you don't beliee in the bible then why do you even go the extra step to deny the Holy Spirit? If you don't believe there is sin then why do you make it a point to commit the ONE AND ONLY unforgiveable one?

 Second email already?

Do you believe in the Quran? If not, shut the fuck up, hypocrite.

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----- Original Message ----- From: amanda_jo_carter@yahoo.com Sent: Tuesday, January 16, 2007 4:58 PM Subject: ... I'm not going to say much. Only because you've already damned yourself to hell. I'm sorry about that by the way. I'm just going to say that I'm praying for you guys to realize one day before you die that God's real. It's not your fault either. If it was I'd probably hate you for trying to get everyone to believe that. It's Satan's fault. I do hate him. I hate him with everything that's in me. I'm going to be praying for all the non-believers out there that they wont commit to an eternity in hell yet, not until they have heard the Gospel. God bless you. Amanda

You're not going to say much...but isn't this like your 3rd email?

I love the hate...

It's not Satan, its God. He made him. His fault. 'Nuff said.

P.S. I heard the Gospel and I didn't like it, either.


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Yoou don't have to believe in The Bible but just pretend it was true.

I think you are the first person that I've seen say that.

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What if God did exist? You'd have no chance AT ALL!

I think I'll take my chances.

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If you don't beliee in the bible then why do you even go the extra step to deny the Holy Spirit? If you don't believe there is sin then why do you make it a point to commit the ONE AND ONLY unforgiveable one?

To piss Christians like you off.

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I'm not going to say much. Only because you've already damned yourself to hell. I'm sorry about that by the way. I'm just going to say that I'm praying for you guys to realize one day before you die that God's real. It's not your fault either. If it was I'd probably hate you for trying to get everyone to believe that. It's Satan's fault. I do hate him. I hate him with everything that's in me. I'm going to be praying for all the non-believers out there that they wont commit to an eternity in hell yet, not until they have heard the Gospel. God bless you. Amanda

So it's Satan's fault, eh? So then... who's fault is it that Satan exists?

I think I kinda like Satan. I need a shirt that says "Satan is My Homeboy."

And, most of us have heard the Gospel and pretty much agree that it sucks. 

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I think I kinda like Satan.

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I think I kinda like Satan. I need a shirt that says "Satan is My Homeboy."

 

I am so into making one of those. Thanks for the idea. Evil


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I think I kinda like Satan. I need a shirt that says "Satan is My Homeboy."

 

I am so into making one of those. Thanks for the idea. Evil

I have a t-shirt that says "Teach your children to worship Satan". Christians avoid me Sad


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Well, at least she isn't a

Well, at least she isn't a blatant hypocrite. Still has a lot to learn however.

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Quote: I'm not going to say

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I'm not going to say much.

Then why three emails? 


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Quote:Yoou don't have to

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Yoou don't have to believe in The Bible but just pretend it was
true.

Thanks for proving to everyone here that faith is just pretend.  Welcome to the Rational Response Squad!

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Amanda wrote: You guys

Amanda wrote:
You guys really have NO idea what you're talking about!

Depends on the subject, but go on.

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You have NO idea what you're getting yourselves into.

Oh but I do. And others here know even better.

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One day when Jesus comes back you're going to regret every single one of those doubts that ever went through your head.

Well when that happens I'll believe it. However, what proof do you have for this prophetic threat?

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Yoou don't have to believe in The Bible but just pretend it was true.

Oh going through the motions counts. Wait you said doubts will be regretted for some reason. Doesn't pretend imply doubts?

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What if God did exist?

Crap, not pascal again...

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You'd have no chance AT ALL! Do you have a fettish for fire?

A little Eye-wink

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If not. You might want to start working on it. You're going to be spending a lot of time in it.

But the love! Where is the love? Besides the all knowing part would mean he would know I'm pretending just in case. Wouldn't that mean I would be lying?

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Thank You for your time.

Well all I ask is that you think about these topics more.

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If you don't beliee in the bible then why do you even go the extra step to deny the Holy Spirit?

Many reasons and varies from person to person, here are a few I thought of.

1. I could see those who were under its thumb wanting to express themself and how they really don't believe anymore.

2. I could see it as a way to get people to think about stuff.

3. I could also see it as a why to show that we don't just dislike god, but really don't see the reasons behind the existence.

4. Some might also what do show they know this god, as defined, cannot exist and feel like they need to show they aren't fucking around.

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If you don't believe there is sin then why do you make it a point to commit the ONE AND ONLY unforgiveable one?

Personally I go with number 2 and 4

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I'm not going to say much. Only because you've already damned yourself to hell.

Hmmm, yet you send three messages... More importantly though you kind of admitted there is nothing for me to do. Meaning there is no point to writing this.

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I'm sorry about that by the way. I'm just going to say that I'm praying for you guys to realize one day before you die that God's real.

But you just said we have damned our selves? What is their to pray for?

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It's not your fault either.

Right, according to you there is a god controlling everything so if I don't know it is true it is his/her/its fault.

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If it was I'd probably hate you for trying to get everyone to believe that.

Wait we believe something? What is this talk of hate?

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It's Satan's fault. I do hate him. I hate him with everything that's in me.

And I thought hate was a bad thing, hmmm.

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I'm going to be praying for all the non-believers out there that they wont commit to an eternity in hell yet, not until they have heard the Gospel.

Don't you find it interesting that most of those who committed this sin who have read the bible? Doesn't it mean something if people have studied it then don't believe it anymore?

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One day when Jesus comes back you're going to regret every single one of those doubts that ever went through your head. God bless you. Amanda

 

When Jesus comes back? Exactly when is this going to happen? I'm 55 years old and all my life I've heard, "Jesus is coming back soon. Jesus is coming back soon." I'm sick of hearing this. I think Christians need to either give us a date or shut up.

Also, I read in the book of Revelations that when Jesus comes back to earth, he'll be riding on a cloud. Really? Will he be riding the cloud like a surf board, or like a flying carpet? And where's he going to land this cloud?

And, according to Revelations, when Jesus comes back, dead Christians will rise up from their graves and fly up to meet Jesus in the sky. So apparently when Jesus rides in on that cloud he's going to be mobbed by millions of flying zombies.

And you believe this?

Yet, WE'RE the ones who are nuts.

 

Rick

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Dear Amanda,     While

Dear Amanda,

    While your sympathy for the well-being of our 'souls' is duly appreciated, it isn't needed. The idea of a 'soul' doesn't make sense to me.

Some of us on the site have reached the conclusion that we don't have 'faith' in any god. We have placed our 'faith' in humankind that we will get away from the fear of a mythical hell-type place that was used to subordinate our freedom of choice. We also don't feel that christianity is needed in order to behave ethically.

I must ask why it is so important to you that we believe in your god. In order to find out why we feel that it is important for others to give up the fairy tales of religion, please read more of the website. You can provide your reasons for evangelization also.

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Let me translate for the

Let me translate for the fearmongering fundy,

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"I am uncomfortable questioning what I believe. I being a Christian, like many Muslims and Jews feal threatened by anything that challenges my magical claims. Since I cant have atheists arrested and since I am too much of an intelectual coward to ask myself tough questions, I will demonize them and have my invisable friend in the sky threaten to beat them up." 

Atheist="You just might be buying mythology."

Theist, "You hate me!"

Did it ever occur to these indoctrinated fearmongers that we merely want people to think about what it is they claim? NO.     We atheists are out to barbaque kittens and spread cooties. 

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We've pretty much all read

We've pretty much all read the gospel and given it a thumbs down. Also, you think Jesus is coming back soon - he actually told his disciples he'd be coming back in their lifetime - which was likely more than 1800 years ago. So either some of them are somehow still alive, he didn't know what he was talking about, or he lied. Or he never existed.

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Whenever I speak with

Whenever I speak with people like this, who are flabberghasted that I'd dare to question religion, I always get the sense that this is the first time it's even occured to them that it's even possible, like they had no idea, they've been so sheltered in life.  I always get the urge, instead of a long, drawn out argument that invariably ends with me winning and them refusing to admit it, to instead just say "Look, I don't wanna go into it too much, I don't have the energy, but I'm far smarter than you... like a million times as smart... you have no idea what you're talking about and you'd be doing me a favor if you'd just trust me that there is no god, so I can shut up and watch my fucking cartoons..."  I wonder if that would actually work

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"Yoou don't have to believe

"Yoou don't have to believe in The Bible but just pretend it was true"

 

If god is all knowing, wouldn't he know that I'm just pretending to know the bible? Oh, crap I hope there isn't a quiz!!