More credence to Susans Theory of Poor Grammar in Religion

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More credence to Susans Theory of Poor Grammar in Religion

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From: Luke is a B.A.M.F.
Date: Dec 9 2006 3:16 AM

hey buddy skrew u, there is nothing rational about u. all u want to do is say something so unacceptable in our cultural and see who turns and looks at u. if u were really a rationl "squad" u would say something else than just these idiotic things like "i support the war on christmas" and just what war is this? is there such a thing? and why is it rational to want to stop a holiday that makes people love and care about each other. i don't see any ratioanlism. i support free speech, but do not supportr idiots. have fun stirring the water.

jesus is lord and as long as he is cursed in my pressence i will be there to defend him. i pray for u.

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Luke is a B.A.M.F.

Luke is a B.A.M.F. wrote:

hey buddy skrew u, there is nothing rational about u.

Interesting claim, now what evidence do you have for this?

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all u want to do is say something so unacceptable in our cultural and see who turns and looks at u.

No there are easier things to do that too with larger built in audiences. Say from a religious position?

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if u were really a rationl "squad" u would say something else than just these idiotic things like "i support the war on christmas" and just what war is this? is there such a thing? and why is it rational to want to stop a holiday that makes people love and care about each other.

http://www.endchristmas.com/about_endchristmas_com tells you what its about.

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i don't see any ratioanlism.

Rationalism - Reliance on reason as the best guide for belief and action.

Is their a point in which members of RRS are not using reason to "guide" beliefs?

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i support free speech, but do not supportr idiots.

Well in order to support free speech you have to at least support the right for an idiot to speak. However I think we should be careful about using that term as it just makes things personal.

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have fun stirring the water.

I haven't heard of this saying before, so I can't really respond to it.

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jesus is lord and as long as he is cursed in my pressence i will be there to defend him.

Maybe you should check out http://www.rationalresponders.com/forums/rook_hawkins/the_jesus_mythicist_campaign

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i pray for u.

I'm sure many here will think for you.


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How do I type webs?

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hey buddy skrew u,

lol hai 2 u 2!!!1!

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all u want to do is say something so unacceptable in our cultural and see who turns and looks at u.

sorry that we dont agree with ur culture i guess we shuold bend ovre and suck jeesdic with u... or mayby u should get over it and except that people have differences of opninion

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if u were really a rationl "squad" u would say something else than just these idiotic things like "i support the war on christmas"

what iz idiotic about that

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and just what war is this?

war on christmas you u jus said it yourself lol

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is there such a thing?

umm... you siad it it might be tru

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i don't see any ratioanlism.

ur not reading anything well then

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jesus is lord and as long as he is cursed in my pressence

being in ur pressence is a curse isnt it?

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i pray for u.

i will eat chezze 4 u

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OK. OK! I just absolutely

OK. OK! I just absolutely can't stand it any more. This must be marked for corrections.

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hey buddy skrew u, there is nothing rational about u.

Hey, buddy, screw you. There is nothing rational about you.

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all u want to do is say something so unacceptable in our cultural and see who turns and looks at u.

All you want to do is say something so unacceptable in our culture and see who turns and looks at you.

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if u were really a rationl "squad"

If your group were really a rational "squad,"

The correction of "u" to "your group" is due to the fact that the author has consistently used the word "you" as if addressing an individual.

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u would say something else than just these idiotic things like "i support the war on christmas" and just what war is this?

You would say something other than just (remove the word "these") idiotic things like "I support the War on Christmas." (remove the word "and") Just what war is this?

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is there such a thing?

Is there such a thing?

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and why is it rational

(remove the word "and") Why is it rational

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to want to stop a holiday that makes people love and care about each other.

to want to stop a holiday that makes people love and care about each other?

It is an incorrect statement that the holiday of Christmas makes people love and care about each other.

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i don't see any ratioanlism.

I don't see any rationalism.

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i support free speech, but do not supportr idiots.

I support free speech, but do not support idiots.

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have fun stirring the water.

Have fun stirring the water.

This sentence doesn't quite make sense. The author likely meant, "Have fun stirring things up."

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jesus is lord and as long as he is cursed in my pressence i will be there to defend him.

Jesus is Lord and as long as He is cursed in my presence, I will be there to defend Him.

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i pray for u.

I pray for you.

This would be correct only if the author is currently praying. However, it very well should be "I will pray for you."

Gosh! It's really hard work educating such illiterate people.

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It does make sense. More

It does make sense. More intelligent people who actually read the Bible would realise it's insane. Dumber people just kind of skip over the parts they don't get, or never actually read it themselves.

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Eh, this coming from a guy

Eh, this coming from a guy who likes Drowning Pool. Not suprised.


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Notice the spelling and

Notice the spelling and grammar errors also in the responses to our blasphemy videos.


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The_Fragile wrote:Eh, this

The_Fragile wrote:
Eh, this coming from a guy who likes Drowning Pool. Not suprised.

Oh, man did I laugh when I read this. Good one!

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My brother in law who's in

My brother-in-law who's in the Army in Iraq sent us of video with spliced together videos of blowing shit up with "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" in the background. Hmm...Real Christianly (sorry Susan).


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MarthaSplatterhead wrote:My

MarthaSplatterhead wrote:
My brother-in-law who's in the Army in Iraq sent us of video with spliced together videos of blowing shit up with "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" in the background. Hmm...Real Christianly (sorry Susan).

Speaking of which...

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ImmaculateDeception

ImmaculateDeception wrote:
MarthaSplatterhead wrote:
My brother-in-law who's in the Army in Iraq sent us of video with spliced together videos of blowing shit up with "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" in the background. Hmm...Real Christianly (sorry Susan).

Speaking of which...

Oh my. That was funny but scary at the same time.


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ImmaculateDeception

ImmaculateDeception wrote:

Speaking of which...

He's like the lamest Jedi ever.
Reminds me of this.


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GlamourKat

GlamourKat wrote:
ImmaculateDeception wrote:

Speaking of which...

He's like the lamest Jedi ever.
Reminds me of this.

Hahahahaha That's hilarious! Damn you for never showing me that before.

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