Gay penguins -- real homosexual penguins getting married in the Antartic and in our own zoos (and adopting eggs thanks to activist zoo keepers) are ruining the traditional American concept of marriage between a man and a woman. They are causing are families to breakdown, our children to grow up mommy and daddyless (thus causing them to commit suicide or become Satanists), and Muslims to kill us for our immorality of not killing gay penguins.
CAUTION - the aforementioned is a work of SATIRE like MOST of my posts. It is making fun of TWO REAL things that ARE HAPPENING and bringing them together to make MY POINT.
ERADICATE GAY MARRIAGE BETWEEN PENGUINS OR ERADICATE TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE!
- A Gay Scientist, Friedrick Nietzsche the Ecce Homo