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I didn't even watch it, but there is another story of jesus's picture appearing on a rock! Damn, why are religious people so stupid. And why can't I find a rock with a remotely human face so I can make a bunch of money selling it to stupid christians for a decent ammount of money!

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Re: Jesus pictures

MattShizzle wrote:
I didn't even watch it, but there is another story of jesus's picture appearing on a rock! Damn, why are religious people so stupid. And why can't I find a rock with a remotely human face so I can make a bunch of money selling it to stupid christians for a decent ammount of money!

C'mon Matt!

Seeing Jesus' face on a rock is 100% rational.

Like.. its his face. ON the rock!

It might even talk if your really gullable.

God is the omnimax creator by definition of major religions. If there is evidence that the religion is incorrect about the nature of reality, then there is evidence that the God the religion defines does not exist.


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If I were a deity, and was looking for clever marketing. I would have my face appear on a pornstars ass.

The paper read yesterday, the earth exploded, nobody noticed the passing of this hapless planet.


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JB_Montag wrote:
If I were a deity, and was looking for clever marketing. I would have my face appear on a pornstars ass.

hahaha, right on...at least you know you'd get your "targeted demographic" hahaha....

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There's a good idea! Make a

There's a good idea! Make a cooked item of some sort with a picture that vaguely looks like Jesus or the Virgin Mary (on purpose) and sell it on E bay. Easy money and take some they could be donating to harmful causes! (ie Neo-Con Fundie groups.)

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http://flog.phooeyhoo.com/vir

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4034787.stm

Appearing on a slice of cheese on toast. How very classy of her.


Mmmm... salty pastry treats....

Here's a good one, have a guess who it's meant to look like.

Mother Theresa apparently.


But eating shrimp goes against the Bible...


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As far as I know, it's only

As far as I know, it's only Catholics that keep finding these likenesses.

I'll bet if I looked at everything around me that closely, I could find some neat cat pictures, too.

All hail Sekhmet Bast!

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I'll have to look for things

I'll have to look for things with Robert Ingersoll's image! Laughing out loud