Crime pays for Christians
A youth pastor fondles a thirteen year old girl. He decides to plead 'no contest' and his punishment? Well, how does zero jail time and zero probation sound?
When our moral superiors commit a crime it's okay. He was just molesting children, err, spreading Jesus' love, or as he said "loving" on her. So really there wasn't any crime. How many years would he have gotten if he wasn't a youth pastor who took the position so he could prey on children, but was instead an amoral, godless heathen in the eyes of the court?