Chuck Norris wants to tattoo atheists if he becomes president

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Chuck Norris wants to tattoo atheists if he becomes president

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=56107

I'm assuming he didn't actually write this but I'm told he did.

What a tool.


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Jane, I never really

Jane,

I never really thought of Chuck Norris as the thinking sort; so, his commentary should be enjoyed.  I got to thinking about what else Chuck Norris could do if he were president.  He could start a preemptive war of aggression, have American soldiers die in a new Vietnam, turn the civilized world against the US, illegally wiretap telephones, seize protected materials from a congressman's office, allow the most corrupt administration to reign in the history of our country.  Then, I look around and realize that this is what we already have.

Chuck Norris may be a complete imbecile, but he has no chance of high office.  If that were but true of all imbeciles.

 

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I dont believe it,im sure

I dont believe it,im sure its a joke,wether Chuck really wrote it or not.Mildly amusing tho.


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Can't imagine it's real. If

Can't imagine it's real. If he really said that he belongs in the looney bin. wtf


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The World Nut Daily is a

The World Nut Daily is a right-wing rag.  I'm not sure what that has to do with authenticity.


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Nero wrote:Jane,I never

Nero wrote:

Jane,

I never really thought of Chuck Norris as the thinking sort; so, his commentary should be enjoyed.  I got to thinking about what else Chuck Norris could do if he were president.  He could start a preemptive war of aggression, have American soldiers die in a new Vietnam, turn the civilized world against the US, illegally wiretap telephones, seize protected materials from a congressman's office, allow the most corrupt administration to reign in the history of our country.  Then, I look around and realize that this is what we already have.

Chuck Norris may be a complete imbecile, but he has no chance of high office.  If that were but true of all imbeciles.

*This rant brought to you by JADED breakfast cereal.  JADED is the only breakfast cereal made of jagged glass and cold reality!  Remember to ask for it by name!*

I know its not real, silly.  I just wasn't sure if he wrote it himself.  If he did, I almost have to give him credit, because he's poking fun at himself.

 Oh, and Nero, Chuck doesn't sleep... he waits.

But he's still a tool.  I always liked that guy who could get himself out of jams with a paperclip and a shoestring.

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It is pretty funny. Satire

It is pretty funny. Satire is always funnier when it could be partly true.


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McGuiver?  Didn't he sport

McGuiver?  Didn't he sport a mullet?


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Nero wrote: McGuiver? 

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McGuiver?  Didn't he sport a mullet?

And your point?  LOL.  He could thwart terrorists and build a car with nothing more than a stick, a safety pin and tumbleweed...

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Nero wrote:

Nero wrote:
McGuiver? Didn't he sport a mullet?

HELL YES HE DID!!!! And that mullet was AWESOME.... Laughing

MacGuyver is the MAN!!! 

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