Chuck Norris wants to tattoo atheists if he becomes president
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=56107
I'm assuming he didn't actually write this but I'm told he did.
What a tool.
If god takes life he's an indian giver
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Jane,
I never really thought of Chuck Norris as the thinking sort; so, his commentary should be enjoyed. I got to thinking about what else Chuck Norris could do if he were president. He could start a preemptive war of aggression, have American soldiers die in a new Vietnam, turn the civilized world against the US, illegally wiretap telephones, seize protected materials from a congressman's office, allow the most corrupt administration to reign in the history of our country. Then, I look around and realize that this is what we already have.
Chuck Norris may be a complete imbecile, but he has no chance of high office. If that were but true of all imbeciles.
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"Tis better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven." -Lucifer
I dont believe it,im sure its a joke,wether Chuck really wrote it or not.Mildly amusing tho.
Can't imagine it's real. If he really said that he belongs in the looney bin.
The World Nut Daily is a right-wing rag. I'm not sure what that has to do with authenticity.
I know its not real, silly. I just wasn't sure if he wrote it himself. If he did, I almost have to give him credit, because he's poking fun at himself.
Oh, and Nero, Chuck doesn't sleep... he waits.
But he's still a tool. I always liked that guy who could get himself out of jams with a paperclip and a shoestring.
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If god takes life he's an indian giver
It is pretty funny. Satire is always funnier when it could be partly true.
McGuiver? Didn't he sport a mullet?
And your point? LOL. He could thwart terrorists and build a car with nothing more than a stick, a safety pin and tumbleweed...
If god takes life he's an indian giver
HELL YES HE DID!!!! And that mullet was AWESOME....
MacGuyver is the MAN!!!
Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots.