FSM's Devil
Posted on: May 6, 2007 - 11:30pm
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FSM's Devil
I have a question? Anyone have an idea of what the pastafarian devil is? (ie the archenemy of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.) Appreciate some ideas and whoever comes up with a good one needs to send it to Bobby Henderson! Or I will if I decide the best.
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Like all gods, logic is it's arch-enemy.
I've already presented my idea: It's Cthulhu, the anti-pasta!
Now that makes sense! They kinda look alike and Cthulu is pretty evil! Love H P Lovecraft stories...
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Muahahahaha!
All praise be to the FSM! And all the atheists said, "RAmen."
I'm going to pay a photoshop homage to this. I'll post it as soon as I'm done..
"The idea of a personal God is an anthropological concept which I am unable to take seriously." [Albert Einstein, letter to Hoffman and Dukas, 1946]
Let's break this down.
FSM=spaghetti=bread=Bottom of food pyramid
Top of food pyramid=sweets
The devil of FSM is a sweet food with lots of sugar.
FSM=Pirates=parrots
Birds don't do too well with chocolate.
Chocolate is a sweet food.
So is the devil of FSM chocolate?
Yes.
FSM has the halo. That means he is the Holy One. Come to bring salvation to our people (Pastafarians) from Him who would decieve us into a life of sin (Cthulhu).
"The idea of a personal God is an anthropological concept which I am unable to take seriously." [Albert Einstein, letter to Hoffman and Dukas, 1946]
FSM vs. Chocolate Cthulhu
So now we must ask:
Which noodle like appendage guides you in life?
Let's start a crusade, then.
The enemy of pasta? Pasta has no enemy! No one hates pasta!
It should be obvious to any true pastafarian that the 58th from the right guides us in our daily lives. No true pastafarian would believe it any differently.
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Hehehehehe! That was especially funny to this "parrot person."
Blasphemy!
The Naminori Branch Pastafarians know the truth. It is the 42nd appendage from the left, as revealed in the holy (but apocryphal) Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
LOL...Is Cthulhu part Balrog?
The enemy It's the invisible pink unicorn , that nasty made up religion mocks true faith.
Of course if a cute follower wants to try to convert me dress in a skimpy pink nightie then I am prepared to be tested
What about a 6.66 pound bar of "Chocolate Cthulu", for Valentine's Day? Hershey's and Cadbury's... Are you listening???
I would say its true enemy is humanity. Nothing destroys pasta at a faster rate. We are the FSM's satan.
Proud Canadian, Enlightened Atheist, Gaming God.
Well, I think that FSM would have a problem with Hummus. Monster. Hummus Monster tries to claim an unwarranted share of all the things that are good with pasta such as garlic, basil, olive oil and even pine nuts. Then it presents you with all of those ingredients in a new and very seductive form.
Do not get seduced by Hummus Monster or you may turn your back on FSM for good.
Remember that FSM is well known throughout Europe where all good things come from and they have strippers on some TV stations (possibly the hot babe who cashed you paycheck at the bank last week FTW). Hummus Monster comes from the Middle East, where they keep their women wrapped up in opaque cloth. Also, unlike FSM with his beer volcano, in the Middle East, beer is simply not allowed (never mind hard liquor).
Pirates? Hummus Monster has his own and they are slave traders. Also, you will note that it is really hot in the Middle East, despite the pirates. So Hummus Monster's pirates clearly don't help with Global Warming.
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