RRS is wrong. I have evidence for Jesus!
Posted on: March 16, 2007 - 2:58pm
RRS is wrong. I have evidence for Jesus!
After I cooked some chicken on a George Foreman Grill, an image appeared. Could this be Jesus? The video is my own.
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Could this be the end of the Jesus Mythicist campaign?
Put that bitch on Ebay!!!
FAKE!! that is not a george forman gril, it's a waffle iron, this whole video consisted of computer graphics and is therefore not real. ergo FAKE!! i demand that you take down this video, someone died in the making of this, it was my brother and my family is devastated, i was there.
PRAISE GEORGE FOREMAN!
There are some people out there that will actually pay a lot of money for it!
But if I were MrRage, I would keep it, so when his grandkids ask him "What ever happened to the Jesus Mythicist campaign?", MrRage can always show them the George Foreman grill that made history.
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Did you wash it or keep it that way in the hopes of making a few grand?
How could I ever make money off of Jesus? It's irreligious. I'm going to make it a shrine for the faithful to come. To recoup my cost I'll sell refreshments and t-shirts.
To the skeptics out there, yes it is a George Foreman Grill. (Waffle iron. Pfft.) And it just appeared that way. I did not alter it at all. It's completely genuine.
Well, you can always show that video to your grandkids.
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Jesus found on a dog's ass:
From: http://tinyurl.com/om44p
Jesus walks!
Well, that's a better looking Jesus than mine. At least it's in a more Jesus-like pose.
Champaign comedy.
I SEE THE LIGHT!
LOGIC BE DAMNED PRAISE GEORGE, ALL POWERFUL CONJURER OF JESUS!
I've had TWO George Forman grills over the years (one small one and one huge one), but I Jesus never appeared in either of mine.
I guess MrRage is special and I'm not. *sobs uncontrollably*
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I am a little dissapointed, I have checked my dog's ass and there is no religious imagery there. My beagle must think I am nuts because I stared at his ass for about a half hour.
I watched the video a few times. What is Jesus holding? It looks like a plate. Do you think he helped himself to some of that chicken?
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Too bad nobody has posted any contemporary evidence of Jesus Christ.
The Jesus Mythicist campaign is safe!
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Hmm. I thought that was a part of his clothing. Jesus' arms are pretty short if he's holding a plate. I'm sure he ate some of the chicken. It was pretty tasty.
Perhaps so. I admit the evidence in shaky. My roommate's girlfriend thought it looked like Batman.