From the mouths of bebes
I have a little story that happened last night I want to share with you. My Grandmother is the only person that knows I'm an Atheist. She's the only one who has asked, and I can't lie to Granny. Well, she's very concerned about my children growing up not knowing about god. She has asked me on numerous occasions if she can take my oldest  to church, and I have repeatedly told her no. I feel she's too young. Anyway sometimes she, my grandmother, likes to tell Trillian [my oldest] about god. Last night she was talking to Trillian about god and how he watches everything she does.
"Well, were is he?" Trillian asked.
"He's everywere" replied Granny.
"I can't see him."
"My freind Sadye has an invisible friend too. His name is Mr. Sprinkles."
I did my best not to laugh, but it was really funny.
For the record, her friend Sadye indeed has an invisible friend. It's kind of creepy.