Razorcade and Darth's great big thread of funny remarks.
The idea here is to create a thread chronicling the BEST remarks made in any forum, show, thread, blog, or chat.
By BEST, we mean the funniest, cruellest, coldest, and most quotable comments/one-liners. If it needs too much explanation then it probably won't be as funny as it was initially.
Preferably, the person making the comment and the person the commented is directed at should remain anonymous unless permitted.
An example:
person1: I would like to do one on who would win a bar fight.
person2: XXXX, i only read as far as, "i would like to do one"
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Love a christian, put darth_josh on them. Sorry that wasn't funny, but bumping with darth_josh is .... where did that guru go anyway ?
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Although this is a rather egocentric thing to do, upon review I found this rather amusing:
"Physical reality” isn’t some arbitrary demarcation. It is defined in terms of what we can systematically investigate, directly or not, by means of our senses. It is preposterous to assert that the process of systematic scientific reasoning arbitrarily excludes “non-physical explanations” because the very notion of “non-physical explanation” is contradictory.
-Me
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Yeah DG , you is way funny too .... Turn UP that funny , "save GOD", help poor god !
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I got attacked for saying that the Greeks weren't Israelites,and that cunt went off on me. She started to attack me,my character,the RRS,and other shit. What a moron.
I've saved enough of these to fill a large book ,
triften "Sorry to give a blip of a response to your [ theist ] compositions, but... Can't the "misinterpretation" argument be applied to any claim? If so, something that can prove anything can prove nothing."
Brian37 "I am not afriad of your fictional character because EVIDENCE is what you dont have. And if you think I am going to cower to a fictional threat uttered by a human because they want a magical sky daddy to beat up on the critics, you are sadly mistaken."
Archeopteryx "Faith is like virginity. You can't appreciate how annoying it is until you actually lose it."
Cali_Athiest2 " If a god does indeed exist it would be outside of any understanding we could possibly have of it. Would god be jealous, empathetic or fair? If god created man in its' own image then man returned the favor."
Mr. Atheist says, "Find faith in truth, not truth in faith"
ProzacDeathWish "Screw what you hate ? Husbands and wives have been doing that for years. "
ProzacDeathWish "Please, stop me before I kill again!" GOD
"By not caring too much about what people think, I'm able to think for myself and propagate ideas which are very often unpopular. And I succeed." -Al
>>>> HC Grindon p.s. The RRS Surgeon General has warned that attempting to interpret posts made by our friend I AM GOD AS YOU may lead to dizzyness, seizures, insanity, and/or brain cancer. (smiley)
ME, Keep the AWE, fuck the DOGMA
ME, Yeah, when you are GOD , there is no other god, God is Godless ....
IntellectualTitan "The more you know about the world around you, the less you have to make up."
This is madness! - Madness? THIS IS. THEISM!!!!~Waiting for Oblivion
"If Atheism is a religion, then health is a disease!"
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These get me's funny on,
from rrs greek goddess "In the beginning the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." ~ Douglas Adams
from rrs Eloise - "We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes." Gene Roddenberry
"Readiness to answer all questions is the infallible sign of stupidity." Saul Bellow
Me, "I AM G AWE D ..... as you ....."
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What was your source?
"You may as wll have quoted Scooby Doo, Series 3, Episode 4 as your source."
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"Nothing Jazzes me more than incurring the wrath of some myopic, orgasm-less, gravy stained, moo moo wearing theist..."
This was on another site where I was arguing with conservatives - and pointed out how religiousity and conservativism are positively correlated, while both are inversely correlated with intelligence and education:
(paraphrasing "white, god-fearing republican" )
"Stop using such big words. I don't understand them. "
Edit: Note I am not making this up and didn't change the meaning at all. If anything, it was only a minor wording change.
Matt Shizzle has been banned from the Rational Response Squad website. This event shall provide an atmosphere more conducive to social growth. - Majority of the mod team
"truthfully, I can't think of a better place for the two of them... beating each other over the head with internet shovels in a back alley."
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Posted to a 'You Respond' by another sitemember:
That's not a good enough excuse. Go finish your homework!
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yep, that last one was funny but this one (in the same post) really had me laughing
Posted to a 'You Respond' by another sitemember:
RationalResponseSquad wrote:I'm glad clovis Christian School endorses the alternate spelling of "satan". As I've always said, "teach the controversy!"
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Nice to know my humor was evident in the text. I forgot to put a smiley.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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I found it!
Our revels now are ended. These our actors, | As I foretold you, were all spirits, and | Are melted into air, into thin air; | And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, | The cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces, | The solemn temples, the great globe itself, - Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve, | And, like this insubstantial pageant faded, | Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff | As dreams are made on, and our little life | Is rounded with a sleep. - Shakespeare
Not to toot my own horn, but I like to pull these out on theists occasionally.
1. Poney up with some spirit sperm.
2. Show me how human flesh survives rigor mortis without "POOF" logic.
3. Yea, and I can fart a full sized Lamborghini out of my ass.
"We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers."Obama
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From AronRa at the Reason Rally, flaying two of Ray Comfort's born-again sheeple:
Sheeple: If I see a building, I'll say there was a builder.
AronRa: If you see a river do you assume somebody dug the river?
Sheeple: If I see creation, I say there must have been a creator.
AronRa: If you see Reality, do you think there was a Realtor?
There are no theists on operating tables.
"WHO LET THIS IRA MOTHERFUCKER INTO MY BAR?!"
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"Only kidding... how's your mother?"
"Oh ...she's on her way out."
"We all are. Act accordingly. As for our problem down in Providence... let's not cry over spilled guineas."
What? It said "thread of funny remarks."
“A meritocratic society is one in which inequalities of wealth and social position solely reflect the unequal distribution of merit or skills amongst human beings, or are based upon factors beyond human control, for example luck or chance. Such a society is socially just because individuals are judged not by their gender, the colour of their skin or their religion, but according to their talents and willingness to work, or on what Martin Luther King called 'the content of their character'. By extension, social equality is unjust because it treats unequal individuals equally.” "Political Ideologies" by Andrew Heywood (2003)