Razorcade and Darth's great big thread of funny remarks.
The idea here is to create a thread chronicling the BEST remarks made in any forum, show, thread, blog, or chat.
By BEST, we mean the funniest, cruellest, coldest, and most quotable comments/one-liners. If it needs too much explanation then it probably won't be as funny as it was initially.
Preferably, the person making the comment and the person the commented is directed at should remain anonymous unless permitted.
person1: I would like to do one on who would win a bar fight.
person2: XXXX, i only read as far as, "i would like to do one"